ets be real,, big brother percy would be all over the Tea parties and princess stuff and just aaaa percy would be such a good older brother
YES. now just. imagine when piper is older and has friends over for a sleepover while percy is on one of his visits “home” from college, and percy’s just happy to be helpful around the house/make sure she has fun (he never really grew out of the habit of just, indulging whatever mess she was intent on making as a kid tbh). so she asks him to bring up snacks or help make a pillow fort and he saunters up moments later into a room full of all her friends and all of them. aLL OF THEM. end up gawking. neither piper nor percy notice the staring or blushing or giggling and once percy’s gone, everyone just converges on piper like ‘wHO IS HE?? WHO WAS THAT GUY??? YOU NEVER SAID YOU HAD A HOT BUTLER????’
piper has to explain that percy isn’t her butler, he’s pretty much just her big brother even if they’re not related, because he’s been around since she was a baby.
“so he’s not really your brother? it’s okay for me to ask him out??”“HE’S TEN YEARS OLDER THAN YOU, S T Op”
and after that she has to put up w/ people talking about her “hot brother” while cringing into the next century uvu