#olympics joke

[cleaverqueer]

Bronze! Not sure why, but it's a good thing

Assuming this is about the 'what color am i?' post! In which case; thank you, im happy just to place :D

[omghealthdrink]

Bragging Rights

(After battle, Athena announces the winners)

D.va: [spouts angry complaints in Korean]

Zarya, mirking: Jou kan komplain about homekooking, but I'll still take home gold.

D.va: [TRIGGERED]

Mei: (gasps) My god.

[surprisedskullgrunt-blog]

Circus Relay Race

I think there needs to be more Circus games played at the Olympics as sports. 

Like maybe a Circus Game Relay race. You start at like a baseball toss, you then have to run and have to ride a Mary-Go Round for 3 minutes before going on to the next, and so on and so forth, You gotta throw in a Large slide somewhere in there too. (Lol) 

[drawyourownreality]

I constantly feel like that last snowflake that didnt open up.

[wizardhecker]

im too afraid to go in the olympics tag because i havnt watched it yet and there might be spoilers.

[beavo]

The First 2012 Olympics Joke

It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London...

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in to the Games, but they haven't got tickets.

Thinking on his feet, the Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks without hindrance.

Seeing the success of the Scotsman, the Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding, slings it over his shoulder and walks up to the gate.

"Waddington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole-vault" and he is also let in without a quibble.

Not wanting to be left outside of the arena, the Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire, tucks it under his arm and approaches the gate. 

"O'Malley, Ireland" he says, "Fencing."