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MC: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are actually my clothes. So don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt now.

Mammon: Alright, but when I come struttin’ in with your fuzzy pink socks on I don't want to hear any shit from you.

MC:*grinning* I’d love to see you in my fuzzy pink socks!

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Lucifer: "So which one of us brothers are you actually interested in?"

MC: "Satan"

Lucifer: "A safe choice"

MC: *Thinking back to the time Satan nearly killed Asmo for putting cute notes in one of his books* "I wouldn't use the word safe, intense maybe, insane definitely."

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I’m a simple girl… I see a fellow Beel simp, and i consider us best friends for life

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MC:*Limping out of Levi's room* Ouch…

Asmo: Oh-ho~ and just what were you two doing in there?

MC: Not what you think!

Levi:*Walking out of his room, looking down at his D.D.D.* Hey MC, look! I found another position we can try!!

Asmo:*winks at MC* Right….it's totally not what I was thinking~

MC: Jojo poses…

Asmo…what?

Levi: MC and I have been trying Jojo poses!!!

Asmo…….oh..

Barbatos: MC, your hand is on my ass.

MC: oh sorry, it was an accident.

Barbatos: …

MC: Hmm?

Barbatos: Your hand is still on my ass.

MC: It’s still an accident!

#it definitely was (NOT) an accident :))#changed this back and forth between Lucifer and Barbatos wayyyy too many times- but I think it’s slightly funnier with Barbatos jsjsjsjs #surprise it’s queue!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#obey me!#obey me shenanigans #obey me barbatos #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #om! barbatos #om! shitpost #om! mc #om!

Hi :)

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MC: the human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock….resting on the beach warmed by the sun...unaware of the trials and tribulations of human life.

Satan: Do you need to talk?

MC: I wish I was a croissant.

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Solomon: I brought you flowers :D

MC: Why?

Solomon: Does there have to be a reason?

MC:…..you burnt a hole in the kitchen ceiling again didn’t you?

Solomon:…maybe…but look! I brought you flowers! :D

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