Thank you so much for coming to the second INTERNET STAND UP SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm your host Patrick Hastie! Tonight, just like last month, I have 8 of my FAVORITE stand up comedians from all over the country! But first, here is a quick clip of me doing my dumb stand up at the Beast Village Comedy Festival!
Alright, I look like a fat cartoon character! Great! Now let's get on with the show!
Coming up first, we have a hilarious comic from Omaha, Nebraska! She’s performed at the Crom Comedy Festival and on The Doom Room in Omaha! Folks, go crazy for ANNIE HILDEBRAND!
ANNIE HILDEBRAND everybody! That was fucking awesome! Her set was filmed during the aforementioned Crom Comedy Festival. She's so funny! Please, follow Annie on twitter at @anndebrand!
Ok, our next comic and I started together in Des Moines, but now he makes his home in Chicago! He's performed at the Great American Comedy Festival and at the Beast Village Comedy Festival! You can also hear him rap (seriously) as a contributor to Chicago's Handsome Naked. Ladies and Gentlemen, JOHN EIDE!
JOHN EIDE! Let him hear it! Awesome! That dude is one of my best friends and he's so funny! John's set was filmed at Stand Up Stand Up in Chicago! Please, follow John on twitter at @TheJohnEide!
Alright, the next comic I bring you is from Minneapolis. She was a semi-finalist in the Funniest Person in the Twin Cities Competition at the Acme Comedy Club in 2011 and I met her at The Green Gravel Comedy Festival last year! She's fucking hilarious, everybody, JULIE BANE!
JULIE BANE! So goddamn funny! Julie's set was filmed at The Joke Joint in St. Paul. Boy that was good! Please, follow Julie on twitter at @TheBaniac!
This has been a great so far! Our next comic is great! You can see him all over New York City, he's performed in the Brooklyn Comedy Festival, the New York Comedy Festival and he is a co-host of the weekly comedy show Caked Up Comedy at The Cake Shop in Manhattan! Folks, get ready for JORDAN TEMPLE!
JORDAN TEMPLE! So funny! That fucking baby cake right? Jordan's set was filmed at On The Offensive at The Creek an The Cave in Queens. Of course, follow Jordan on twitter at @JordyPloy!
Next up is one of the funniest dudes I met at Beast Village last year! You can hear him on the Arguments & Grievances podcast (where he kicked my ass) and you can follow his recaps of "Man Vs. Food" on his tumblr. People, all the way from Austin, Texas, it's time for ADAM HRABIK!
ADAM HRABIK! Holy fuck! Adam's set was filmed at Cap City in Austin, Texas. Such a good dude! Please, follow Adam on twitter at @ahrabik!
Alright, here we go! This comic is the fucking best! Originally from Oklahoma by way of Portland, she has quickly made a name for herself in New York City. She's performed at The Bridgetown Comedy Fest, you can hear her on the Keith and the Girl podcast and she co-hosts the monthly show Creep at Over the Eight in Brooklyn! Get ready to love MARCIA BELSKY!
MARCIA BELSKY! How awesome was that? She’s the best! Marcia's set was filmed at UCB Chelsea in New York City. Fucking rad! Please, follow Marcia on twitter at @MarciaBelsky!
Ok! This guy is one of my all time favorite comedians! He co-hosts The Bomb Shelter Stand Up Comedy Showcase, Solomon and Kitzman Presents AND is a founding member of the famed Dog and Pony Show in Des Moines. He's also performed at the Green Gravel Comedy Festival and the Cabin Fever Comedy Festival! From Des Moines, Iowa, hang on to your tits, here is RYAN SOLOMON!
RYAN SOLOMON! How funny? How great? That dude is one of my best friends in comedy! His set was filmed at Underground Comedy in Des Moines, Iowa. Please, follow Ryan on twitter at @RyanMSolomon!
It's that time! We have one comic left! Our headliner! He is without a doubt one of the best comics in New York City! He was a "New Face" at the 2012 Just For Laughs festival, he has been featured on Gotham Comedy Live on AXS and he performed at the 2014 Limestone Comedy Festival! Everyone, get your shit together (and then lose it) for ANTHONY DEVITO!
ANTHONY DEVITO! Goddamn! So funny! Also, you can totally hear my dipshit laugh in that video! His set was filmed at The Creek and the Cave in Queens! Please, follow Anthony on twitter at @anthonydevito_!
That brings us to the end of the second INTERNET STAND UP SHOW! I hope you’ve had fun! Please, follow all of the comics you saw today and support them!
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We’ll see you all next month!!!!!