Thank you so much for coming to the fifth INTERNET STAND UP SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As always, I’m your idiot host Patrick Hastie!
Tonight, I have 5 of my FAVORITE stand up comedians from all over the USA!
Before we get started, here is a little video of me telling my *truths* at The Creek and The Cave last month!
Alright! Awesome! Our first comic is fucking great! He's from Fort Worth, Texas and has performed all over the Southwest. He is also the first comic to submit to the Internet Stand Up Show (by emailing us at [email protected])! I watched his video and I loved it! Moms and Dads, get ready for BRANDYN VILLARREAL!
BRANDYN VILLARREAL! Let him hear it! Awesome! He is so fucking funny! His set was filmed at Open Stage in Dallas! Please, follow Brandyn on twitter at @BrandynVilla!
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When you think of a “Rad Dude” you think of our next comic! I met him at Beast Village last year, but he has also performed in the Orlando Indie Comedy Festival, the Madison Comedy Festival and has been featured on Gawker, Uproxx and Sexpot Comedy. Let's go crazy for Chicago's DAVE LOSSO!
DAVE LOSSO! Great shit! Oh man! His set was filmed at Congrats On Your Success at Uncharted Books in Chicago. So funny! Please, follow Dave on twitter at @davelosso!
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Great! Our next comic is one of my absolute favorites! She's from the Midwest, but I met her in NYC and now she lives in Miami where she is a writer for "Come Here And Say That" on Fusion. She has performed in the Cape Fear Comedy Festival and is an editor at TheSpark.com. Everyone, lose your barf for EMILY WINTER!
EMILY WINTER! Goddamn she is funny! Her set was filmed at Stuck Between Stations at Pacific Standard in Brooklyn. So great! Please, follow Emily on twitter at @EmilyMcWinter!
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Next up is one of my all time favorite comics! The first time I ever did stand up, it was on his FANTASTIC open mic Underground Comedy in Des Moines. He has performed all over the midwest, in festivals like the Crom Comedy and he is one of the founding members of the fantastic Beast Village Comedy Festival! This weekend you can see him at the inaugural Flood Water Comedy Festival in Iowa City, everyone, get ready for one of my best friends DAN UMTHUN!
DAN UMTHUN! Goddamn what a funny fucking guy! Dan's set was filmed at The Danapalooza Tour in Iowa City. Such a good dude! Please, follow Dan on twitter at @DanUmthun!
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Well, here we are! The last comic of the night! She started out in Philadelphia, but I met her here in Brooklyn where she runs the fantastic monthly show Side Ponytail. She has been seen at the Woman in Comedy Festival, the She Devil Comedy Festival and the Bridgetown Comedy Festival! She’s one of my favorite comedians in New York, folks, go crazy, for CAROLYN BUSA!
CAROLYN BUSA! Awesome! So awesome! She is great! Her set was filmed at Bar Matchless in Manhattan. Please, follow Carolyn on twitter at @misstoiletslave!
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That brings us to the end of the fifth INTERNET STAND UP SHOW! I hope you’ve had fun!
Please, follow all of the comics you saw today and support them!
You can follow our show on twitter at @InternetStandUp and you can follow me at @PatrickHastie!
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We’ll see ya next month!