#omegle johnlock

[sahloo-folinaa]

i lost the most perfect rp tonight, so if you were on omegle, rping as John bloody Watson the rugby player we all needed and they went on a cute date and Sherlock had apple pie with vanilla ice cream and then John promised he would make him fall in love with him and called him ‘love’ and ‘sweetheart’ and that kinda thing - PLEASE IVE BEEN CRYING OVER LOSING YOU FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES. 

[mytearssricochvt]

Roleplaying Johnlock

I'm so bored lately and don't have many roleplays! I'd love to start up some more!

I have lots of prompts (there’s a few on my page!) but would love to hear yours too! My email is [email protected] or you can message me here!

[emilyannriley]

Is it my internet or has anyone else problems to find anyone under the johnlock tag on Omegle?

[mytearssricochvt]

All the Johnlock Roleplay

I have so many prompts and not enough people to write with!

I’ve been roleplaying for many years and love long roleplays - my email is [email protected], email is always better as I will see it on my phone!

[consultingdetextive]

ahh!!!! just lost a really good omegle rp thread!! it was about Sherlock texting John words of endearment in Vulcan and Elven and when John looked them up they ended up having an argument. if this is you and you'd like to continue this please let me know!!!

[sophloph]

I just lost a great roleplay on Omegle. Victor Trevor was about to come over for tea. If you see this and you want to continue, I'd love to.

[mi-caw-ber]

Best omegle rp ever.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Johnlock.

Stranger: Oh John. This is a pickle. SH

You: What kind of pickle? JW

Stranger: A pickly pickle. You see, I found this little tiny vial. From Baskerville I believe. SH

You: Okay? Let me guess.. you drank it and now you're glowing in the dark? JW

Stranger: Yes to the first but no to the second. Well done though John! Good observations. No, I drank it and now I feel all happy and sleepy. JW

You: All happy and sleepy? What's wrong with that? Maybe it was alcohol? JW

You: Glowing in the dark would be much more fun. JW

Stranger: I don't think it was alcohol. I am not experiencing the other usual symptoms, and I am yet to throw up! I feel like hugging everything. Mrs Hudson was surprised. JW

Stranger: Sh*

Stranger: I could make you glow in the dark, John. If you asked me to. SH

You: Oh my god. I believe she was. JW What? Make me glow in the dark? Do I want to know how and why? JW Maybe you're just drugged.. JW

You: ((holy shit that's so funny thank god for that prompt xD))

Stranger: You seemed to find the idea amusing. Plus it would be a lot easier to find you at night. Drugged, hm. I thought it felt familiar. SH ((XD))

You: You can't make me glow in the dark, Sherlock. And you don't have to find me at night, no? So you're drugged. ...just go to bed and sleep, it'll be better tomorrow. And I'm your doctor, never argue with your doctor. Off to bed with you and hug your pillow or whatever. JW

Stranger: Silence! Pillows are not good enough. I need warmth. Blood and pulses and all that stuff. Come here so I can hug you John! SH

You: Sherlock!! I'll come over and hug you to death if you continue talking like that. JW

You: What the hell was in that vial?! JW

You: Plus you're downstairs and text me while I'm upstairs, that doesn't even make sense! JW

Stranger: Oh my funny little yet-to-glow-in-the-dark John. I will talk like this until the end of time if it means I get to hug you. Come to me John! Receive of my hugging! We don't hug enough. Or at all. That's a bad thing. SH

You: We never hug and you never complained. God... maybe I should give you an antidote. JW

You: If you want a hug come upstairs. JW

You: Oh god no, ignore that message. JW

You: Just a joke. JW

You: I can hear you on the stairs, stop coming upstairs! JW

You: ((brb in a min, toilette))

Stranger: Fine. But I warn you, it may take some time. My legs are being silly. They think up is down, and no matter how much I shout I can't convince them otherwise. You weren't joking. You would love a hug from me, if only because you're curious. I'd tell you what my hugs are like, but I don't know. You can tell me. Make notes. Brace yourself. Hug! SH

You: Finally your body has it's own brain, thank god! And why should I want to be hugged by you? I'd be afraid you'd kill me if we hug. 'cause you don't like hugs. JW

You: To much 'hug' in one sentence.. JW

Stranger: Don't yell not-drugged me, but I love hugs. I keep wondering what it would be like to hug you. You're so wooly. SH

Stranger: Tell* ((think I'm drugged too...))

You: ((xD don't worry I'm a bit tipsy)) Hug me? Like hugging steel, I'm not wooly Sherlock! I was a soldier! JW

Stranger: A little toy shoulder who keeps threatening to be swallowed by his own jumper. Now shut up and be hugged. ((Me too, lol))

Stranger: There's an SH in there somewhere.

You: ((welcome to the club! that's the funniest rp I've ever had!!)) God. Fine. Come up and hug me. And my jumpers don't swallow me you dickhead! JW

Stranger: Now I don't want to. SH

You: What? You wanted to hug me and now you don't? JW

Stranger: You were mean. I have FEELINGS John. SH

Stranger: Apparently. SH

You: Feelings. You. Ha. Haha. JW

You: What kind of feelings? JW

Stranger: Hurt ones, you bastard. SH

You: Oh I see, pity. JW

Stranger: Pity? I'll give you pity, Captain Watson. I will hug you, and it will be the best, most awkward hug of your life, so help me God. SH

You: Thought you don't want to anymore. I'm upstairs if you change your mind. JW

Stranger: I do want to. I want to very much. I'm even creeping up the stairs so you're surprised. SH

You: Oh god, don't break your leg please. JW

Stranger: Here comes the Sherlock hug train! I hope you're decent. (Though not much) SH

You: What train?! Are you a freight train? Oh my god... of course I'm decent. JW

Stranger: Sherlock stumbled slightly, finding the door something of a brand new puzzle as he broke his way through. He stumbled into John's room, taking a moment to turn around and call the door a twat. Then he spun to face John, and grinned predatorily at John. He threw his arms wide. "Come here. I don't trust myself to walk any further."

Stranger: ((Too many John's. Bleh.))

You: John nearly jumped out of his skin when Sherlock broke trough the door and entered his rooms. "Oh.my.god. I'm afraid now... can't you just glow in the dark? Would be better for my mind bungalow.." he grumbled and looked at Sherlock in depth. Something was...confusingly wrong. "Mh Sherlock? Is that one of my jumpers?" he asked and pointed at the detective. God... Sherlock really wanted a hug. "And I don't trust you not to squeeze me to death." he complained and stayed where he was, in his bed.

You: ((don't worry, it's fine xD))

Stranger: Sherlock looked down at himself. "So it is," he said slowly. "I'd quite forgotten." He walked over to the bed and fell sharply onto the floor. Then he scrambled back up, pulling at John's sheets to right himself. "John," he said softly. "Are you ready?"

Stranger: ((Sorry brb, I have a bad habit to indulge))

You: "You're wearing my jumper, I can't...believe it." John mumbled and winced when Sherlock fell onto the floor. Ready?! God no, how to be ready for a drugged cuddly detective?! "No I'm not." he said and pulled at the blanket to cover his body as he was only wearing his pants and a shirt for sleeping.

[bibliofilia]

Find me, stranger?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Johnlock.

Stranger: If you happen to come home early, stay out of my room. SH

You: Okay, alright. Fine. Not that I ever go into your room anyways. - JW

Stranger: Just keep the door closed. SH

You: Although I swear, if you're keeping something toxic in there and I wake up tonight because of the fumes, those toes you're working on, they're going in the bin. - JW

Stranger: No, nothing toxic illegal. SH

You: Toxic legal, then? That makes me feel so much better. - JW

Stranger: Nothing toxic at all. SH

You: Hm, good. Nothing potentially harmful either, right? - JW

Stranger: I doubt it. SH

You: .. Although to be fair, your definition of harmful and mine differ greatly. - JW

You: But no matter. I'll keep out of your room. Understood. - JW

Stranger: If he wakes up while you're there, tell him I'll be back at ten. SH

You: [delayed] I'm sorry, /he/? - JW

Stranger: Yes. SH

You: Right. As in, someone who is currently sleeping in your bed. Which is, to put it bluntly, more than a bit telling. - JW

Stranger: Yes. SH

You: Good. Not going to explain, then, I gather? - JW

Stranger: I don't think I need to. SH

You: [[Is Omegle messing with me or are you still typing? It's totally fine if you are, by the way]]

Stranger: ((Just omegle, did you get my reply?))

You: [[I got one reply - that's all, right?]]

Stranger: ((Yup))

You: [[Right, sorry about the wait, then]]

You: No, you probably don't. After all, I'm just your best friend. - JW

Stranger: Are not happy about this? SH

Stranger: you*

You: It's not that, I'm just.. Surprised. And a bit bewildered. - JW

Stranger: I suppose it's not something I would normally do. SH

You: No, I suppose not. But then again, I don't want to presume to know you - all of you. - JW

You: Still, I can't help but feel this way, at least a bit. - JW

Stranger: It's not an entirely wrong presumption. SH

Stranger: You know me better than anyone else. SH

You: [not sent, deleted] And yet, there are many things which I don't. - JW

You: I suppose I do. But that doesn't prepare me to.. this. Whatever "this" is. - JW

Stranger: I'm no tin a relationship with him. SH

You: Right. I see. - JW

Stranger: We just have an arrangement. SH

You: Is it a recent arrangement? Or just one that you've studiously planned so that I'd avoid seeing any evidence of it? - JW

Stranger: ...It's been in place since we left University. SH

You: [not sent, deleted] Oh God, he's not.. Victor, is he? - JW

You: .. And you still say you're in no relationship with him. Right. - JW

Stranger: We /were/. He's hardly in London anymore, so it's just this. SH

You: Do you have feelings for him? Or did you, perhaps? - JW

You: [delayed] You don't have to reply, if you don't want to. I'd understand. Not my place. - JW

Stranger: I did. SH

You: Did something happen? Or did they just fade with time? - JW

Stranger: This isn't open for discussion. SH

You: Right, okay. Sorry. - JW

Stranger: It's fine. SH

You: [[Be right back, sorry]]

You: Right. Well, I suppose that's that. I'll tell him you'll be back by ten. - JW

Stranger: Thank you, John. SH

You: No need to thank me. It's no matter. - JW

You: [delayed] You do know you can trust me, right? - JW

Stranger: I do trust you. SH

You: But not enough to tell me more about him. About this. - JW

You: I mean, not that you /have/ to tell me anything. - JW

Stranger: I don't like talking about it. SH

You: Alright, I get it. It's fine, really. - JW

Stranger: Good. SH

You: Will he be staying overnight? - JW

Stranger: Yes. He'll leave tomorrow night. SH

You: You do realise an interaction between us is kind of inevitable? Unless you want me to go somewhere else. Sarah's, maybe. - JW

Stranger: It's fine. You can meet him. SH

You: But you still won't talk about it. Not of your own will. - JW

Stranger: It's complicated. SH

You: Of course it is, Sherlock. Everything concerning emotions and sentiment is usually complicated, at least a little bit. - JW

You: But my offer still stands. I'm here if you want to talk about it. I won't necessarily give you advice, not if you don't want it. I'll just listen, if that's what you need. - JW

Stranger: I'm still in love with him. SH

You: .. And he's not? - JW

Stranger: [Delayed] He's married. SH

You: [delayed] Shit. Well, that changes things. And yet he's still seeing you? - JW

Stranger: Yes. SH

You: Well, Sherlock, if anything he's definitely attracted to you. Marriage can be a tricky thing, sometime's it's done just for appearances' sake. - JW

Stranger: Well he certainly cheats on his husband a lot. SH

You: That's unlike you, Sherlock. Stating the obvious. - JW

You: Have you tried talking to him? I mean, he must know you very well by know, even he can't be blind to your feelings for him. - JW

Stranger: I'm not the only one he's sleeping with. SH

Stranger: And I am exceptionally good at hiding that sort of thing. SH

You: [severely delayed] You really love him, don't you? - JW

Stranger: Yes. SH

You: What is in it for you, then? The illusion of having him, for the brief time you're together? - JW

You: [[Sorry for bothering you again - still typing?]]

Stranger: ((Nope, omegle is just being stupid))

You: [[How wonderful. I didn't get your reply - sorry about that. By the way, I gather we're not going towards the Johnlock spectrum of relationships?]]

Stranger has disconnected.