#omeletanon

[swanemma]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

not you again...

[swanemma]

I just want to say I only wrote about half of those, (and yes, some times I do spell it o m e l e t t e )

why are you doing this????

[swanemma]

My crush is all made of egg and cheese, but he isn't all cholesterol-y like the others, he's all whites so he's lean and muscular. He used to date this horrible girl called bacon, but now I think they've broken up and I have my chance.

OMELET ANON LEAVE

don't ruin my ask game again!

Anonymously tell me about your crush

[swanemma]

"Omelet"

WHY OMELET

and just why are you sending everyone these???

[swanemma]

THE OMELET ANON IS SO GREAT OMFG

I AGREE OMG

THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST SENDING A TON OF PEOPLE THESE OMG

[swanemma]

Oh my God! One of those is a Smiley's People reference. "Tell The Omelet it concerns The Omelet." Wow Omelet anon, wow. My hat is off to you.

The omelet anon definitely has some skill

[swanemma]

It's the Omeletpocalypse

[swanemma]

I'm reading all the Omelet asks in a Cecil Baldwin voice.

ME TOO

but omg you’re getting them too?????

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

OMELETPOCALYPSE D: