#omfg ahahaha

[supgina]

2016 presidential election starter kit

[whatdoyou-meme]

TWO YEARS AGO TODAY (27 July)

[mygalomorff]

@frogs-and-dragons imagine dorian and athim talking about how lovely and great women are while watching Doska bench press 200+

[nevui-penim-miruvorrr]

I MADE THE EXPERIMENT 

hi i’m satan

[l3reezer]

[tommy-larson]

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[bxshido]

Ѡ [[ s h it ]]

Boss is talking to him, he is well aware of that, but when he opens his desk drawer to find a nude picture of Erin, he tunes him out. He stares at the picture, gazing at the parts of her body he only imagined up at night. She's gorgeous, even with the amount of scars on her body.

When Boss calls out his name, Kaz slams the drawer shut and looks up. "I need my hand-- I mean, I need a hand--no no no--uhm, I need to work. Yes, excuse me."

[stupidlamb-s]

Q: What did Edward break in the living room after the vote?

Stephenie: Edward ripped into halves a sixty inch plasma TV that the Cullens had shipped in from Korea because it's not available in the states yet. Emmett was a bit annoyed.