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Me picking up the wild cats outside my house
the way i was so hard on myself my first year of uni for a 3.6 gpa in the hardest program to get into at my school and felt like a failure and a disappointment and just deliberately held myself back from good internships and studying for grad school entrance exams because i thought no way ill get in with such a shit gpa and-
How can you be so blind not to see how much Alibaba and Koutoku are meant to be?
Well, I mean… they have good chemistry… and they look nice together… but I just can’t see it :<
I found an email telling me I had a fanfiction review on fanfiction [dot] net on a fanfiction I apparently was writing for Death Note, so I went to look at the fanfic itself and omfg my warnings:
"OOC, but I'll try to stay as close as I can. Gender Swap, my mind loves to do that to my favorite little panda-eyed detective. Age manipulation, younger L. :3 Slight AU, put it this way, Loveless' virgin metaphor, y'know, the ears and tail thing. ;3"
And then my disclaimer:
"I do not own Death Note, I just own the first volume of the manga, and hopefully an L plush soon, and have L-gasms when I see him."
WHO THE HELL WAS I IN 2008???
Omfg I’m officially dead
stranger: Dan and p-
Me: *gracefully dives out of trash can* phil?