#omfg. xd

[dawnblxde]

yozoradorable: -hands him a best dad award sticker with comic sans font on it- :> [he means this in a sarcastic way XD]

@yozoradorable 

At first, he smiles at the sticker and pretends he doesn’t realize it’s sarcastic, then all of a sudden, out of no where, he kicks the boy, Yozora, out of a five story building’s window and looks down at him falling with the same smile. 

[dawnblxde]

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” - Edna, queensofzestiria (I'm not sorry xD)

@queensofzestiria

“Go away, I want to have a good day.” 

[urbxnlegxnd]

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@meredthsulez​ said: 🖐 = 🖐 - rests their hand on my muse’s knee or hip

Now the man might be completely wrong about this, but when the woman put her hand on his hip he believed that was because she wanted a HUG! Or he was just using the fact that she had touched his hip as an excuse to give her a hug. A bright and kind smile appeared on Lee’s face all of a sudden as he knew what he was going to do next.

Lee then immediately wrapped his arms around the woman’s waist, pulling her into his embrace for a hug for the current moment in time. A hum of delight escaped the man for a moment or two as he prepared to talk. “Have I made your day better or what?”

[dawnblxde]

“Hello Handsome/Beautiful” Speaks before running off to hid.

@nefer-seshen 

“Hm?” The man simply raised a brow for a moment or two and then blinked a few times before his head turned towards the other. “What did you just call me? And why are you running away? How strange.”

[dawnblxde]

My muse will cook yours dinner. (spoiler alert !! SHE CAN'T COOK VERY WELL!!!!}

@shemirrored

The man sensed her lack of ability and training to cook, he also sensed that he wouldn’t like the food and his body wouldn’t react well to it. “Thanks for the offer, but I’m good. I’m going to go out and I’m going to go get pizza. Enjoy yourself!” She probably liked her own cooking.

[kyuubi-naru]

When Lee tries to have fun using the the RP term crack, he gets the girls. "Fuck yeah."

When Noel tries the same thing, he gets abuse. "I just wanna be loved.."

//SORRY I HAD TO. xD

[thecajunthirst]

A greyface dropped off a whole bunch of cats and I thought you might like her. They're good for your uh... mice... extermination. And... uhm.. blood pressure.

…… blood pressure? Dean, brotha’, do I look like I need tuh watch out for my blood pressure? I’ll keep ‘er, if only so ya don’t have so much on yer hands. This time.

[xboredxasxhellxinxhellx666]

New form of torture huh? 

[also he has a son and he's kind of being mean to him, and the boy sorta has red hair, AND the son's name is michael hahaha]

...Well.