#omfgno

[mallomousey]

Ex boyfriend invites me to play a card game. I come in only to find that another ex boyfriend is there. Much internal screaming for two hours. What are the godamn odds.

[menthefresh]

ARE YOU FOR REAL GERARD

[kouyous]

//FORGET TO SEND SOMETHING ON ANON

//ROLLS OFF A FUCKING HILL

[scandalstyles-blog]

i where your grand dads clothes, i look incredible...

[sheepasaurus]

I was just attacked by the worlds biggest spider & somehow won without help

[beepink-archive]

Done.

Recent text from-"friend"-I-do-not-like-and-I-desperately-wish-she-would-disappear-into-fucking-thin-air-or-some-other-shit: "Yea, so how've ya been? I'll have to tell u about my trip when I see u this wk."

First of all, I hate it when people leave off the "h" in "Yeah". Sure, you can spell it like "Yea", but I'm OCD and I've grown up with it looking like "Yeah" and when is the LAST TIME you've seen someone spell "Yeah" "Yea" on PURPOSE? Meh. My problem, but who gives a shit. I'm already pissed.

And "when I see u this wk."

No. You will not see me this week. You will not see me next week. You will not see me ever. After graduation, we were done. I was rid of 1000+ people, and that included you. I never want to see you EVER. AGAIN. When will you understand this? Apparently me not 1) texting you back, 2) ignoring the fuck out of you, or 3) avoiding you at all costs has not seemed to produce the fruits that I've been begging for.

I just hate you.

You never shut up. You never stop to listen to what others have to say, and when you do, you just override everything with your own opinion. You shove your beliefs down people's throats. You giggle after you say EVERYGODDAMNTHING. You're conceited. YOU TALKED THE WHOLE TIME I WAS FORCED TO GO SEE THE AVENGERS WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU "INVITED" YOURSELF. 

No. 

You are unforgivable. So go away, please. :)

[jihoonkies]

My sister asked me to write a 2min fic for her

She says she wants Minho to scream, "DIBIDIBIDI-" before he climaxed. I don't know how to feel.