a video I'm sure exists in the omgcp universe: a collection of short clips called "Every Name Eric Bittle Has Been Called By Friends And Family (that isn't his actual name)"
the video is a fast-paced edit put together by one of bitty's viewers, consisting of -
an instagram story featuring shitty bursting through the providence apartment's door yelling "BITTYYYY!"
a twitter video of bitty and ransom posing in front of the mirror while in the background lardo can be heard asking "biiiits, have you seen my white shoes?"
a clip from a conference interview where a reporter is trying to get the falcs to shit on jack and bitty until snowy says, very dryly, "man, about half this team would marry bittle tomorrow given the chance." (the crowd laughs as the clip cuts out)
a close-up on coach's face in a video he did with bitty as he stares at the sticky dough covering his fingers and mutters "junior, i'm not too sure about this"
a close-up on suzanne's face from the same video as she stares at her husband and says "oh dear, dicky, it seems like your daddy could use some help", obviously trying not to laugh
a tiktok made by tater where he rates "little b's best jams for scoring big points!!" (it goes viral, the blueberry jam becomes a meme)
a recording from a charity livestream bitty did with the waffles featuring louis saluting bitty and saying "no prob, cap!" while holding a rolling pin like a weapon
a shaky phone video a fan took from some distance that zooms in on jack skating towards bitty, pressing his hand to the glass and saying "love you, bud" (his voice barely audible, but the words unmistakable)
