I actually remember reading a Castlevania omo fanfic on AO3 once - it featured Alucard being desperate while being stuck in an important meeting with his father.What would be some good Alucard omo headcanons and scenarios for him?
I've read it! There are only like 2 omo fanfictions of Alucard on ao3 unfortunately. I already wrote a post about him, but here are some more hc!
- Alucard is a noble. He is used to actual bathroom with privacy and chamberpots, so when he starts going around with Trevor and Sypha he is shocked by the lack of proper facilities.
- At first he just resolve to hold it until he finds the opportunity to relieve himself to his terms, which happens usually only at night if they are lucky enough to sleep in a rented room.
-This means he's holding it all day, sometimes even for a couple of days, but considering Alucard he's partly a vampire and his body does not work the same as humans', he's mostly fine.
- I mean, he's desperate most of the time and he had a couple of close calls (too close for his liking, considering once he might have suffered the slightest leak), but he's fine. He can hold it, of course he can wait until it's appropriate to go.
- This also means that Sypha and Trevor are convinced he just doesn't need to pee. I mean, they never actually talked about it (as it would be awkward to discuss vampire physiology with him), but it only comes natural considering they never saw him take that type of break.
- They are also convinced he's more cold and sullen than he actually is. He's not the friendly type to begin with, but a constantly full bladder is enough to tamper anyone's mood.
- Alucard perfect plan of never pissing somewhere improper crush the day he drinks blood. An enemy hurt him so it's just fair he drinks some of his blood to heal.
- Two hours later he's good as new but his bladder, not being emptied since the night before, is FULL and they're sleeping in a shed. There is nothing for miles around them, so Alucard convince himself he can hold it until they'll reach a town the next day.
- It's just past midnight when he realises he can't. No matter how hard he crosses his legs under the wool blanket, it's too much. His bladder is bulging out of his normally flat abdomen and he feels like he's going to explode any moment.
- He gets up and start to pace around, trying to think of a solution. When he resorts to pinching the end of his penis, he blushes hard. What wrong must he have done to end up like this?
- His not so careful steps wake Trevor.
"Alucard, what are you doing?", he asks still sleepy.
Alucard frozes. He wants to die right in that moment.
The lack of an answer worries Trevor.
"Wait, are you hurt or something? I thought the blood helped you heal."
Alucard is panting from the effort of holding it while standing still and not holding himself.
Trevor gets up, comes closer in the dark room to see what is happening.
"Don't. It's none of your business", finally replies Alucard, trying to sound cold as usual. It would have worked if his voice wasn't shaking.
Trevor glares at him and comes closer.
"What is it?", he ask bluntly.
Alucard doesn't answer, his head bent to avoid Trevor questioning gaze, but his bladder contract and he leaks. To stop it, he's forced to hold himself. For a moment, he thinks he reached the peak of the possible embarrassment, but he quickly realises things are going to get much worse in the next few minutes if he doesn't do something about it.
"I need a chamberpot", he admit to a startled Trevor.
"W-what? I thought you didn't..."
Alucard hisses, eyes closed in concentration, because at this point he's in pain from how full his bladder is.
"Just... just go outside", suggest Trevor terribly confused.
"That's not...", he can’t finish the sentence. A small moan escape his lips.
"What's going on?", ask Sypha, at this point awake too.
Trevor shakes his head, while Alucard his in no position to explain. It doesn't take much time for Sypha to realise what is happening. She quickly gets an empty waterskin.
"Just go in there, okay?"
Alucard takes it. He's constantly leaking by this point, he knows it's the best option. He tries to think it's just a chamberpot.
When the waterskin is full, he stops even if he's not done yet.
- The following conversation is the most embarrassing moment of his life.
- Trevor just doesn't understand why going outside is a problem. Sypha glares at him, an hand on Alucard's shoulder.
- She gets it. Being a woman, she didn't find it easy to go outside in the beginning.
- At this point, Alucard is ready to abandon his good manners and try this practice of pissing outside. There is no way it's worse then what he just went through.
- "Just go outside with Trevor next time, okay? You're going to hurt yourself like this."
Trevor frowns, but doesn't reply and in the end he actually brings the half-vampire with him in the woods.