- A lot of the time, he doesn't think to use the bathroom until he's already leaking
- He gets the urge to mark (especially around MC 👀) which makes holding it 10 times harder
- EXTREMELY bladder shy. The fact that he's not allowed to remove his costume, combined with the fact he's been beaten up too many times, makes it so the only place he can relieve himself is at the circus.
- On that same note, 9 times out of 10 he can't go while the circus is open. Too much noise, too many potentially dangerous humans around. What if his family is in danger while he's in the bathroom? What if something happens again, and he can't stop it??
- He's been caught leaking while tending to his duties around the circus (the attendees couldn't tell because of the dark uniform, but the monsters have a good sense of smell...) Jester offers to stand in front of the bathroom door, he doesn't want to see his sweet boy in pain all day. Plus, his act is only physical! Can't have the show ruined over a little (or a lot of) pee
- HarIequin has blocked the bathroom door while Pierr0t was desperate before. Pierr0t ended up wetting himself, and it may or may not have awoken something in HarIe. He never did that again
- When MC came into the picture, his "window" for bathroom breaks lessened. He spent more time staking following MC around, watching them, waiting. Then whoops! It's been nearly 24 hours since his last bathroom break, and there's a trail of drips following him
- Even if he's unable to sit still, dancing, leaking, he refuses to miss an opportunity to spend time with MC. And since he can't remove his costume outside of the circus, that means he has to hold it until he gets back.… fate help him if he decides to stay overnight
- Average bladder, bad control
- He was never really ashamed of this bodily function. Has no problem
whipping it out and peeing anywhere if needed, it's more ground he's claiming. If someone's watching: even better!
- He hadn't generally considered holding anything sexual, until MC came along and explained their kink.
- HarIe made fun of MC for it, until finding out how much PierrOt could hold
- He would do secret holds, and sneak up to tease MC with it. "Feel that, pet? I'm really starting to bulge now~ I bet that nasty mutt would be squirming pathetically by now." That mental image makes their face heat up more, but they don't have the heart to tell him
- His tentacles writhe and twitch cutely when he's super desperate
- He's had some issues with incontinence as of recent, due to his habit of bottling his feelings. He stresses constantly about his self worth, so he absolutely refuses to ask for help. This also makes him very prone to fear wetting
- He wets the bed at least once or twice a month. Doctor caught him trying to clean his sheets once, and Harle screamed until he left. They never spoke of it again, but a mysterious and discreet package of protection was delivered to his tent the next day
- Will never admit it, but he's SUPER jealous of the attention Pierr0t gets. So he wet himself! Big deal! Harle doesn't cry over something so small... in public
- He only trusts Doctor when it comes to matters relating to his bladder. It's humiliating, but his friend knows how to be discreet.. and it gives him valuable research, which makes Harle feel less bad about the whole thing
- Average bladder, excellent control
- He's the figurehead of the circus, the leader, the person everyone depends on. He absolutely can not afford to be humbled by something like his bladder
- He's created a strict bathroom schedule for himself while the circus is in operation: Morning pee, breakfast, maintenance, performance schedules, rush to the bathroom, performance, closing, maintenance, dinner, last pee, bed
- But alas, life cannot be scheduled. One day he's woken up early by an incident, solving it takes too long. So now he has to rush through breakfast, and go straight to maintenance. The printer jams, so he ends up handwriting the schedules. He's barely holding on, when a light collapses on HarIequin's stage! He was so full and desperate, he couldn't pay enough attention to do proper maintenance checks! It's when he's politely asking (more like begging) BiI to handle the incident for him, that he starts soaking himself. No warning, no leaks beforehand. One huge, sudden stream
- The purple and blue tent performances were cancelled that day, and no one found out why
- Has an excellent poker face. No one would be able to tell he's bursting until he's soaking himself
- It's almost guaranteed he wet the bed when he has a nightmare. Which is quite often. He's surrendered himself to wearing protection at night. Only Doctor and TT know about it
- Refuses to engage in the piss kink with others. It's filthy! And he can't reveal himself, so W@tersports is off the table too
- In private, however.. He enjoys holding on his own. He takes pride in his control, and the fact that it will inevitably be stripped Freon him by his own body is exhilarating
- If MC so desired (and got close to him), he hypnotize them so they are unable to pee until his say so. Let's hope the circus is still open when things become too much
- Small bladder, horrible control
- He's the smallest and weakest of the other monsters. In height, strength, and even bladder control. It doesn't help that he's older either
- He prefers a tidy schedule, similar to Jester. He has food, water, bathroom, chores, and sleep time scheduled down to the minute. Though, unlike Jester, he monitors his fluid intake as well
- As he got older, and his control less reliable, he lowered his water intake. Though, he ended up dehydrating himself
- Doctor ordered BiI to drink more water immediately, and Jester made sure to enforce that by handing him drinks throughout the day, and refusing to leave until he finished them. The sudden rush of water was harsh on his bladder, and he had several close calls that day
- He leaks. A lot. Not small damp patches, but full 2 second streams. After just two leaks, a dark line is visible down his leg
- He's first to wake, and last to sleep. He may sometimes find an opportunity to relieve himself while he's doing his morning chores, just because he couldn't quite finish during his morning pee (curse his old man bladder!)
- He absolutely refuses to wear protection. For once, it doesn't matter if it's more efficient, it's too humiliating for him. Doctor has, however, leant him a bed pan
- Man is a capital 'F' FREAK. Want him to piss on you? In you? He'll do it. He enjoys the idea of claiming someone like that, as well as humiliating them
- He's also down to mix piss with petplay. He'll have MC on a leash, shushing them whenever they whine. "Such an annoying, noisy thing. You need another walk? Two a day is plenty, now finish your water."
- Gigantic bladder, great control
- Look at him. He's huge. He can hold much longer than Pierr0t, it's not even a competition
- He can hold for about a day or two, depending on how much liquid he's had (which is a lot, since he's wears his hot robes year round)
- He is perfectly comfortable with going to sleep on a half full bladder. He usually wakes up halfway through the night, bursting and leaking through his fingers. But sometimes, he wakes up with a delightfully solid bladder
- Needless to say, he's obsessed with the feeling. Though it's less about the bladder, and more about the pain and urgency he feels
- Since he mostly spends his time alone and inside, he enjoys walking around with a full bladder. Any leaks he might have are concealed under his robes anyway, like an exciting little secret
- Though he will never let himself work with a full bladder. He takes focus and cleanliness very seriously!
- If MC were willing, he would love to examine them as their bladder fills. He'll have them sit on a bench, and get them to drink until they can't take it anymore (he may or may not have slipped diuretics in some of them... for science!) He marks down their every twitch, shiver, movement….. how much they sweat, how they leaked. Breathing heavily as he counts, one second. two….. five! Until they finally lose all control, and slump down in their seat
- But don't think that's the end of it! If their bladder could hold that much usually, how much could it hold in it's exhausted state…. They rewet their pants about two more times, before Doctor has mercy on them
- He loves examining the wet patterns on their pants, imagining how their warm pee trailed down their legs, how good it must have felt..
if you are comfortable with natlan characters can you do kinich and mualani omo headcanons 🙏
Thank you for the ask! Kinich and Mualani are my favourite Natlan characters, so I do have a few headcanons. Sorry for the long time replying tho, I struggled a bit to write them.
Mualani :
Big bladder, takes a lot of time to empty it
Doesn't leak much. One or two small leaks max, usually pees full force right away and couldn't stop if her life depended on it.
Doesn’t notice her need until it had already gotten pretty bad
Basically goes from feeling nothing to being completely desperate and minutes away from peeing herself
The fact that she’s often in the water, therefore being used to just let go whenever she needs to doesn’t really help when she’s on solid ground with no water near
When she does notice, cannot ignore the urge, and will try to find somewhere to go as soon as she realizes. If there are no bathroom, she would go for the first place where peeing would be acceptable. Sink? Fine. Potted plants? Sure. Outside, in plain view? Excellent. Would pee anywhere, doesn’t care if people are watching
Can and will continue chatting as she pees, sometimes even while maintaining eye contact and facing the person she’s talking to
Potty dance queen, doesn’t feel any shame in squirming for her life with both her hands between her thighs and bouncing on her heels
Very vocal about her need. Lots of whining, complains a lot if she can’t go for any reason
If she wets herself, would genuinely laugh it off and either forget about it or tell it as a funny story later on
Loud sighs of relief when she lets go
She’s probably peed a few times in the hot springs because she was too comfy to leave
When she’s on a tour with tourists, she would easily excuse herself. She’s a professional, so she would try to hold it for a bit, but would quickly give up.
If one of her friends gets desperate with her, she would do her best to help, but oh how much she would tease them afterwards. Not during it, tho, she’s been there before and it is not a pleasant experience.
Would comfort anyone, even someone she absolutely doesn’t know, with but not only telling the times when she wet herself, or the weirdest places she peed in with no shame and no care about all the people around that can hear.
Would talk about the weirdest places she peed in during casual conversation.
Kinich :
I’d think his bladder isn’t that small, but it’s probably not that big. I’d say he’s the one with the smallest bladder between the Natlan trio.
Kinda used to hold it during missions, but also used to notice the need early and go as soon as he can to avoid any ulterior troubles.
Leaks a lot before completely losing control
Since he’s good at evaluating costs, he’d rather avoid wetting himself, because damaging his reputation wouldn’t help with business, but if he really can't avoid it he’d prefer that rather than holding for too long and damaging his health. (Would also avoid wetting himself because Ajaw would be a dick)
Often pees ‘just in case’ before leaving for a mission to avoid being troubled during it
Boy has grown up in the mountains, so he has no trouble going outside. However, he isn’t really comfortable going inside. He’d rather avoid using an indoor bathroom if he can find a spot to pee outside.
When desperate, doesn’t really show it much. More static, probably fiddles with his accessories, shifts his weight from one foot to another, slightly swings one of his legs, tapping his foot… If sitting, would reposition himself often to put less pressure on his bladder.
Not vocal at all. Would probably click his tongue or let out some annoyed sighs.
If he needs to excuse himself, he would, however he wouldn’t explain himself unless he’s being asked directly.
If he needs to go, would not say it out loud unless he’s being asked directly.
If the one asking is Ajaw, would not answer. He probably wouldn’t let him know, because Ajaw is a little fucker and would use that to annoy him to hell. He won’t actively hide it, though, because he knows Ajaw would mock him even more.
When letting go, would let out a long, soft sigh.
When wetting, holds his breath until everything’s out. Would be very conscious about the fact that he's pissing in his pants.
Would not let go (more of less) on purpose unless there is no way he can't access to a bathroom or spot to pee in in time
While not pee-shy, definitely prefers to be alone to do his business. Usually doesn’t pee with people near, unless it’s someone he trusts or is familiar enough with. Peeing is a moment you're vulnerable, and he’s used to living in the wild.
Would pee in a container if he can avoid peeing his pants, doesn’t like it. There is also some limit to the objects he’d use. Wouldn’t pee in someone else’s things, unless they’re insisting a lot that he can use it, and he would repay them, in mora or favor.
If he ends up wetting himself, would definitely get embarrassed, but would try to not to show it too much.
Ajaw wouldn’t help, as he would 100% shout for all of Teyvat to hear, doing his utmost to mock him and humiliate him further. Would end up being on time out, but would think it worth it.
Fortunately for Kinich, Mualani is here to comfort him. Kachina would awkwardly try to comfort him too, and he’d be thankful for that. After some time though Mualani would probably tease him when in private
Mualani would also bother him while he’s peeing. At first, he would be quite embarrassed, but after a while he got used to it, and would even occasionally speak back
Also, his outfit?? The overall?? I’d love to imagine that sometimes he wears the top part too, zipped until the very top, and that he sometimes struggles to get the zipper down and the overall down in time, or that the zipper gets stuck…
rui would be amazing at teasing tsukasa... tsukasa mentions he has to go to the bathroom, and rui just brushes it off for a bit, saying it surely can't be that bad. when tsukasa mentions that his urges have gotten worse, rui simply has him step aside and pushes on tsukasa's bladder, prompting him to wet himself (after some resistance of course), saying that he can always clean it up for him ~🎈
Y’all KNEW I was gonna talk about my boy sooner or later. As always, a separate post will be made with him as the dom at a later date!
He found out he had this kink completely by accident
Pun intended
I have this very specific scenario in mind for him. So he was out and had a glass of wine too many. On the ride back, he and his partner get stuck in a traffic jam. They’re straight up not moving.
Long story short, they finally get to the house, and he’s SPRINTING in there
Only to wet himself in the hall a few feet away from the bathroom
He was mortified at the time because oh my god, he just pissed himself in front of his partner. What is he, five!?
Then he starts having dreams about it? And waking up hard from it?
Pretty soon he’s doing solo holds
It takes a LOT for him to admit to his partner that he actually liked it.
Now how he actually goes about doing this
He’ll do relief omo or wetting, he ain’t picky
He’s also stubborn as fuck so he’ll be visibly grabbing himself and be like “no I don’t have to piss”
Which is actually hilarious because he’s almost as dramatic as Feliciano is with it
Not much of a whiner, more of a groaner and of course cursing under his breath
Starts out shifting his weight and or changing positions when sitting, but towards the end he’s bouncing up and down
“Oh god oh fuck oh shit… this is not fucking happening right now.”
Once he wets he’s gonna try to fight it a little bit. Immediately after he starts he’s gonna still be grabbing himself, but he’ll take the L once he realizes his body has won
Once he’s done, if you try to talk to him he will snap at you
He doesn’t mean it tho
He’ll apologize immediately after
Tears may or may not be shed
He’ll clean his damn self off, thank you
After the shower though he’ll crawl into bed with you and cuddle silently
The first couple of times he does it in front of you he’s gonna also want reassurance that you don’t think he’s a fucking freak for being into this
hi yes i was the one who asked about jsab and i heard stardew valley and like,,, sHane omo maybe???? i figured since he tends to drink alot of beer and get drunk sometimes he would have a drunk accident or like wake up in the morning and be desperate,,,
oh heck yee I'd be more than happy to hit you with some Shane hcs!! (I'll also try to keep things relatively spoiler free for anyone that hasn't fully completed his route uwu)
-He might be a grumpy boi, but he blushes a lottt whenever he's embarrassed and he hates it because he can't hide his emotions. this man will be pissing himself and be like "so what?" while blushing furiously and praying to God it's dark enough outside to hide his embarrassment
-He has a slightly larger than average bladder and low-key prides himself on his ability to hold it while he's drinking, so when he gets wasted, more often than not, he overestimates his bladder and won't quite realize how badly he needs to go until he's leaking
-He actually doesn't wet the bed that often, despite waking up in the morning with an overly full bladder on many occasions! He really doesn't want to get scolded or have to wash his sheets, so other than the occasional nighttime accident, he'll do anything in his power to keep 'em dry. This consists of many early morning hobbles to the bathroom while swearing under his breath.
-He has probably stood there, wasted as all heck, staring someone dead in the eye while pissing himself, and doesn't remember it at all today. This is a fact
-He's not very vocal about being desperate, and if he's not at least a little tipsy, is too awkward to excuse himself from social situations when he needs to go, especially if it's someone he actually cares about and has dropped the whole "I have one emotion and it is hate" act around. He'll just sit there, squirming a little and shifty-eyed, hoping that he can find an excuse to leave soon.
-Shane is a Manly Man™ that should never lose control of his bladder, so in those moments where he's not drunk enough to have no shame, he's absolutely mortified about having an accident as an adult. Even if he's with a friend, he'll often default to his usual "I'm fine, fuck off" gimmick in hopes that he'll be left alone to curl up in a ball of Shane Shame™
-He's definitely gotten creative about ways to relieve himself in the past, probably has a whole mental storybook of all the weird places he's gone
-Whenever he just makes it or has an accident, he's mindlessly pretty vocal; swears a lot, and sometimes if it's really bad, he'll almost sound like he's whining, and it sounds a little bit too sexual for him to be entirely okay with that.
-There's been so many times where he's actually made it to the toilet but is too drunk to get his shorts off in time and ends up having an accident anyways. He mentally calls the moment where he leaves the restroom absolutely soaked in his own pee the ultimate walk of shame.
I think I'll leave it at that, hope you enjoyed anon!! and hopefully I did Shane some justice, I adore him 💜💜