Goddess of Chaos and Piss

23 | they/them | do not interact if below 18 Writing about anime boys pissing themselves wasn’t what I wanted to be doing at this point in my life but here I am

[koisher]

it's not proper peeing if you aren't flustered and moaning during it

[fullbladderbitch]

i love when people pee a lot 

like when people just keep peeing and peeing at full force for over a minute and they’re breathing heavily and moaning and their eyes glaze over and just yeah

i should probably start going to church lmao

[welcometothepissgang]

SO.

Character A is in a new relationship with character B. They’re close but not super comfy with each other yet. But one day one of them is staying the night at the other’s house, probably for the first time, and character B is hogging up that bathroom to shave, comb their hair, do their makeup, whatever.

Trouble is, character A is absolutely bursting. Bouncing, wiggling hips, the whole nine yards. They keep hoping B will finish up but they’re taking their sweet ass time. It gets to the point where it’s either go now and risk a slight amount of embarrassment, or risk MORE embarrassment by wetting their pants.

Three endings to this (if y’all have more feel free to add!)

Character A runs into the bathroom, undoes their pants, and starts pissing with enough force to strip paint off a car, all in front of B. They’ve now reached a whole new level in their relationship (bonus points if B makes some quip like “Holy shit, is all that coming out of YOU?”)

The ol’ pissing in weird places omo. Maybe a trash bin, a potted plant, whatever you want. Bonus points if character B walks in while A is mid piss.

Orrrr they spend too much time agonizing over what to do and end up wetting anyway.

Edit to add: either way, Character B laughs a bit and asks, “you realize you could have just... asked me to leave, right?”

[omo-puddles]

I might write this… 👀

[omo-puddles]

Update: i indeed wrote it.

Slightly old tho

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GJzj1ZYXRCWW41Q0XtviMXP_6abPyqZj20JvPwgjmAY/edit

Piss drabble?????

Dave and Bambi had known each other for a long time, and had slowly fallen in love, which led Dave to have an entire crisis about his sexual

[kurunomiyas]

Person A is pretty bad at taking care of themselves, so person B starts helping them go through little schedules so they have a better sleep/eating schedule in general. B does it because they care so much about A, and wants them to be healthy.

However, one day A is visibly squirming in public. B has been making sure they're well hydrated through the day (drinking stuff that is not soda or coffee!) And the realization that A has to pee hits them. The way A figdets and their hands tremble, the soft puffs from their breathing makes it too obvious to guess.

Looks like A is not used to be so hydrated, and also doesn't have a big holding capacity. B starts feeling dizzy and captivated with this realization. They start wondering if maybe A also needs help with their potty schedule...

[captainwhiz]

This is kind of shitposty, but yah, I invented omo tier-lists, before me people just made omo headcanons

Also changed my url just to be safe

[omo-mad]

666 キリ番 (kiriban) on twitter. https://twitter.com/omo_mad

There will be another kiriban soon~

[bannedtags]

A Growing List of Banned Tags

This is my second go at making this blog. The first time, I got shadowbanned immediately for writing a post with these words on it, so I’m going to have to link to a google doc instead.

You can find my current list HERE

If something is not on the list that does NOT mean it isn’t blocked. It just means I haven’t checked/added it if it is.

If you’d like to contribute tags you’ve found, please send it via an ask or submission so I can double check and add it to the list.

EDIT: Right now many of these are only banned on IOS, but that really doesn’t make it better

[itwasajokeuntilitwasnt]

sitting on your dom’s lap and unconsciously squirming causing them to realize what’s going on before you do. when you finally attempt to leave for the bathroom their arms wrap tighter around your waist keeping you locked in place on their lap. you can hear the smirk in their voice when they quietly tell you that you won’t be going anywhere as their hands begin to press down on your bladder.

[omoyasha]

What’s up everyone! The brainstorming is over, and the results are in for our 2021 omovember prompt list from the discord server!

The prompts for the year (chosen by voting) are:

1. Wetting in front of the toilet

2. Peeing while someone watches

3. Waiting for something/someone

4. Assisted peeing

5. Holding contest

6. Almost made it

7. Interrupted while going/about to go

8. Someone else’s fault

9. Stuck on a Ferris wheel

10. Asking a neighbor to use their toilet

11. In someone else’s bed

12. Locked out of the house

13. In the rain

14. On the phone

15. Free day! Author/artist’s choice!

16. And there was only one toilet!

17. First time at a friend’s house

18. Caught peeing in a strange location

19. In front of a crush

20. Too stubborn to admit it

21. Costume party

22. Car omo with a desperate driver

23. Studying with a partner

24. Public pool

25. Doing a photoshoot

26. In a uniform

27. Body switch

28. Using a diuretic

29. Desperate while injured/in a cast

30. Something supernatural involved

And, of course, our list of honorable mention/alt prompts that didn’t quite make the cut this year - consider choosing one of these if you need inspo for your free day, or if you want to swap something out! Everyone was exceptionally creative during brainstorming this year, so we have quite a few. 😊

Honorable mentions:

Historical omo

Role reversal

Put in a diaper

Change in routine

Toilets with threatening auras

Something bad would happen if they moved

On stage

On the top bunk

On a roof

On a ladder

Overindulgence

At a restaurant

On a bike

Hypnosis

While babysitting

Double omo

Beach omo

At the mall

During a fight

Tied up

Trapped by a sleeping person

Sick omo

Contagious relief

Visually impaired

[kittyscarfredux]

idk what the current discourse about this is about so i’m just being random, but i always find it uncomfortable when “sexual omo” and “nonsexual omo” are talked about as if there are only two distinct genres where 1. characters are fuckin, it progresses to water sports, the author is j/oing while writing it or 2. characters are not in sexual situations in story, it’s probably fluffy, and the sole motive for writing it is character exploration or humor or comfort or what have you. an individual can enjoy any of those qualities (and more! an infinite amount more!) in any combination. e.g. someone who writes sexy stuff is not necessarily into all of the above all the time, and someone can make content that’s not textually sexual but still consider it a kink and be turned on by it

[alo-piss-trancy]

THANK YOU @nsfwitchy2 FOR TAGGING ME 💜 YOU KNOW I'M A SLUT FOR SHARING MUSIC

Rules - we’re snooping on your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs and then choose 10 victims.  

1. 'Monsters' - Hollywood Undead & Killstation

2. 'Astronaut in the Ocean' - Masked Wolf

3. 'Kill Kitty (KMFDM remix)' - Angelspit & KMFDM

4. 'hand crushed by a mallet (remix)' - 100 gecs, Fall Out Boy, Craig Owens, & Nicole Dollanger

5. 'I'm gonna tell my therapist on you' - Pinkshift

6. 'BAD BRAIN' - recovery girl, galen tipton

7. 'Mx. Sinister' - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

8. 'SHELF' - 1 800 PAIN

9. 'Duvet' - bôa

10. 'Bitchboy' - The Oozes

Idk 10 people who haven't done this yet uhhhh @mrslittleleaks @atrixfollies @omopeach @omoghouls @omoyasha

[mrslittleleaks]

Thanks so much for the tag, but unfortunately, the shuffle feature on Youtube broke and I am not finished with making my playlist on my PC instead... So I don't really have a playlist on shuffle and I don't have a music library on my phone, because I am old as fuck, so I sadly can't participate... I leave this open for anyone who wants to though ^^

[omoraashee]

(So technically I shouldn't be listening to music due to religious month but I've put my volume down so 👉🏼👉🏼)

1. Ooh La La - EXO

2. Cold Water - Major Lazer, Justin Bieber, MØ

3. Killing Me - iKON

4. Your Love - NSP

5. everythingoes - RM, NELL

6. Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol

7. Main Yahaan Hoon - Madan Mohan, Udit Narayan, Javed Akhtar

8. Sky! Sky! - MAMAMOO

9. Counting Stars - OneRepublic

10. E.T. - Katy Perry

Lmao I was expecting a lot of them to be kpop, glad one desi song made it 😂

I'm not sure who has done this or not (so ignore if you have been tagged already!) @weirdolydiaprower @omowritingprompts @liltooni @omolaya @welcometothepissgang @just-pee-for-me-thanks @iceskater-omo @omotpees @yamashishi @omorashisideblog

[welcometothepissgang]

Oh boy, here we go! This should be interesting

1. 96,000 - In the Heights OBC

2. Blown Away - Carrie Underwood

3. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

4. One of the Drunks - P!ATD

5. Capriccio Farce - mothy

6. Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off

7. 100 Letters - Halsey

8. The World - Nightmare (yes this is the Death Note opening)

9. Bye Bye Bye - NSYNC

10. thoughts & prayers - grandson

Incredible, this managed to capture how aggressively all over the place my music taste is. Anyway I know this is a cop out but if you see this and want to do it, consider yourself tagged!

[omowritingprompts]

hi! I'm new at omorashi and I was wondering if you have any blogs recommendations? Since you're a popular blog here

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Still can't believe my blog counts as popular now 🥺

Okay, so I really hope I'm not forgetting any but those are my favorite blogs at the moment:

.

probably inactive, but they have some great content:

sennalee

oreofic

crossthemlegsboi

there was also a blog called midnight-something posting a lot of anime omo art / doujinshi stuff but I can't find it anymore or I would add it

.

active (in no particular order, don't ask me to rank them, lol):

iceskater omo

waterfalls of lemonade

mrslittleleaks

kittyscarfredux

omolaya

water-works

yamashishi (new blog)

omoyasha

omoraashee

fuckyeahpiss

.

(I tried limiting myself to ten here but please feel free to add to this because I probably forgot like a dozen that I regularly reblog from and ahhh 😭)

[omoraashee]

Thank you so much for the mention! Highly appreciate it 🥰 I am active in the sense that I regularly reblog posts but in terms of actually creating posts myself, ah... it's been a while 😅

I believe the midnight blog that OP was referring to is @midnight-omorashi - it doesn't link for some reason but that is @midnightmegane 's previous omo blog!

Other blogs I would recommend:

@welcometothepissgang

@just-pee-for-me-thanks

@justhereforomorashi

@omotpees

@omoaro

@omo-mad

@random-anon-art

@nsfwitchy2

@omorashi-jones

@omoghouls

@omorainbow

@omo-whatspiss

@smolsquidomo

@omorashisideblog

@unsanitary-garbage

Again there are blogs that I might have also missed out - feel free to add!

[fuckyeahpiss]

[cloudomo]

me on Friday: I’m going to be so productive this weekend and do all the things

me on Saturday: nope, I’m gonna drink a bunch of water and try not to pee myself

[welcometothepissgang]

The signs as out-of-context quotes from Welcome to the Piss Gang Part 2

Aries: (puts on ten condoms at the same time)

Taurus: No, I won’t disable ad blocker, not even for piss!

Gemini: Difference of showing up in kink costume to work vs showing up business casual to a kink meeting

Cancer: Help! The thing I wrote in a whim develops into a fic!

Leo: You’re telling me you DON’T have sex so good you want to join the Illuminati? Wow.

Virgo: Parkour me daddy

Libra: Nightly dick flattening

Scorpio: [to the tune of “I kissed a girl”] I pissed myself and I liked it 🎶

Sagittarius: It’s better than drugs Jeremy. It’s from JAPAN!

Capricorn: (proceeds to eat my weight in Chipotle)

Aquarius: I’m sorry I just heard the phrase “It could be a pregnant penguin” and my brain crashed

Pisces: Excuse me sir, I’m going to need you to SUFFER

Thank you to @weirdolydiaprower and @omoyasha for helping me assemble this list!

[cloudomo]

mood: let’s go to the beach with a cooler full of drinks and pee through our swimsuits into the sand

[yellow-handkerchief-deactivated]

An aristocratic woman and her chambermaid are having a secret affair. The maid likes to torture her lady’s bladder; she has a tendency to be stuck-up at times and when it comes to being humbled theres nothing like being forced to hold your piss for hours. The maid has to dress her for a party, but keeps bringing her cup after cup of tea the whole day leading up to it, just to be nice. The lady moans and fans herself as her maid laces her corsets extra tight, compressing her stomach and making her bladder scream. After being wrapped in layer after layer of ruffles and silk, shes trapped in the prison of her beautiful gown, having to cross her legs under her many skirts. Shes determined not to ruin her best outfit, and spends the party trying painfully hard to keep up her distinguished image. She hides her face behind her hand-fan so she can bite her lip as her body begs to let go and piss a river on the ballroom floor.