#omomeme

[fluffyomorashi]

**Wets the bed**

“Wth?? Did you.. wet the bed?!?”

“...No... You uncultured swine!!— it’s called a water bed!”

[fluffyomorashi]

**logs on omorashi blog**

Omo blogger makes a post: omgg guys!! You’ll never guess what just happened!!! 😱🤭💦💦💦

Omo followers:

Omo blogger: ........oh... well.......

[fluffyomorashi]

I can’t hold it in any longer! I have an confession to make!!!

A love confession! On this Valentine’s Day!!- yes, YES!!!- I AM IN LOVE!!!

So here it goes.......

PEE?...-

.....-Will you be my  Valentines?!?!!!🙈💚❤️💛🙈💛✨✨❤️🧡🌹🌺🙈💚🙊🙊💛💛💚🙈💦💚🙊💚💦💛💜💚🙊

[fluffyomorashi]

When you a stress wetter/bed wetter...

[fluffyomorashi]

Anyone else be chilling with friends and then gotta pee but don’t go yet and just sitting here like

Hehehe look at me, living on the edge doing a hold-.. kinking my life away and they have no idea!!- I’m such a erotic wild card! Watch out world I’m so spicy!

[fluffyomorashi]

OMO RELATED THING #236

Me, a dumbass that can’t do basic math and still needs fingers to count:

Also me, a sudden mathematician, when I learn I’ll be home alone for a few hours: ok yeah ok so .. if the leave around 7pm and it’s takes an hour to get there they will be gone around 6pm, but also gotta factor in how many times they stop which will take 10 to 15 mins, plus the time to eats about 1 hour, and 1 hour of mingling, also the drive back on Saturday night traffic should raise the ETA about 1 hour 30 mins, also obviously gotta know the The Destiination a point a to point B in that region times 3 by the number of pi and—...