#pisspost

[tasaq]

ep8 / ep30

[metalheadspiderv2]

Someone in southeast Asia, probably: Why do I smell popcorn?

The humble binturong:

[sangeteria]

babies are not better at learning languages than adults

if u gave me 2 years where my only job was "learn 1-2 languages" u bet ur ass i'm speaking way better than that 2 year old. i'd probably be at B2/C1 conversational ability. toddler is speaking at A1 at BEST. what a loser

[sukalaap]

If Winnie The Pooh is a yellow bear, then Winnie the Pee would be a brown bear.

[deceasedreece]

my girlfriend accidentally pissed on the bathroom floor and apparently it's my fault just because I said it wasn't allowed to use its hands (she was hard)

[yyumiikoo]

ಥ﹏ಥined 2 p rrelybad.IDIDNET AHV TIEM B4SKOOL.

[javascript-official]

Loading screen tips for life!

TIP! you can eat [grapes] while taking a [shower] and the [cops] can't stop you!

TIP! [blind people] are easier to [steal] from!

TIP! [pigeons] are free!

TIP! 15% for good service

TIP! Buy a [LOCK] and put it around an [annoying persons] piercing!

TIP! [going insane] by [carbon monoxide poisoning] is cheaper than therapy!

TIP! snails!

[s1lverd4sh]

Aw hell nah Oven pissed himself too...

Oven don't worry dude it's okay. We still love you.

No Ah get the FUCK off the screen I'm talking to Oven.