had this done for a while but i completely forgot to upload it godddd
the colored version looks bad
might write a little thing for this from meus perspective, like those posts that are like "holy shit i saw this person desperate in public" kinda stuffs
can you tell i cant draw wheelchairs. this is kind of a redraw of an older pic that was on the original omostuck reqs but i tried making tavros look more frantic this time instead of defeated and holding back tears. im a big fan of tears big time dacryphilliac or whatever the word actually is
we really gotta work on anatomy lol I SWEAR WE USUALLY DRAW HANDS WWAAYY BETTER god
oh btw all characters in the tags will be censored so normal people browsing on their tag wont get flashed by them pissing themselves, usually censored with a vowel or consonant that comes up at least once in both the first and last name with a slash at the end, and smpk (smutpumpkin). example, d1rk str1der/ smpk, jak3 3nglish/ smpk, 7avros ni7ram/ smpk. yeah
arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling adiosToreador [AT] at 10:33 AM
AG: Pupa! It's 8een a real long while since we last talked, how have you 8een? ::::)
AT: wHAT DO YOU WANT, i'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING, rIGHT NOW,
AG: 8itude much???? I merely asked how you were doing, like a good pal! Come on, what has Toreadork 8een up to? I want to know!
AT: dUDE, i DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS,,,
AG: Don't call me "dude" if you aren't going to 8other with simple small talk. Who do you think you are????????
AT: i DONT THINK, i'M ANYONE,
AT: i DO KNOW, hOWEVER, i'M BUSY AT THE MPMENT,
AT: sO, cOME BACK LATER,
AT: sORRY,
AG: Don't apologize unless you mean it, that really 8ugs me.
AG: It's a simple question. The V8RY L8AST you could do as a FRI8ND is ANSW8R 8T.
AG: How are you doing. There, look at me 8eing the 8etter person here. Rest8ing so you don't have to w8ste your VALUA8LE TIM8 scrolling up to reread it. You're welcome.
AT: i FEEL LIKE, yOUR TEASING ME, wITH THAT QUESTION,
AT: lIKE, yOU DON'T REALLY MEAN IT,
AG: Is it TH8T hard to answer one stupid fucking question???????? Or is your life really that PATH8TIC that you yourself are ashamed to tell other people a8out it.
AG: Scratch that, I'm pro8a8ly right a8out 8oth.
AT: i'M FINW,
AT: cAN o GO NOW;
AG: Go do WH8T???????? What measly little issue of yours is SO pressing you can't sit down and converse with me???? Go on, spit it out.
AT: i JJST NEED TO,
AT: wRLL,
AT: gO,
AG: You are so INFURI8TING. Why are you ignoring every single fucking question of mine???? WHAT are you going to do? I know you're GOING. WH8R8????????
AG: You need to get it through your thick skull how enraging that is, stat.
AT: i JUST NEED TO VISIT THE, aBLUTION BLOCK,.
AT: bADLY,
AG: Mhmm.
AT: i KNOW YOU WANT TO TALK TP ME, cAN IT WAIT THOUGH,
AT: iT HURTS,
AG: How long have you 8een holding for?
AT: wHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
AG: Tavros.
AT: ,,,a FEW HOURS, i DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIFICS, bUT IT'S BEEN A WHILE,
AT: pLEASE LRT ME LEAVE,
AG: No.
AT: wJAT,
AG: No.
AT: bUT i NEED TP GO,
AG: You don't deserve it, and you sure as hell haven't earned it.
AT: pLEAAE, vRISKA
AG: Nice typos you got going, Tavros.
AG: It's really that 8ad already?
AT: wHY ARE YIU SO FASCINATED BY THUS,
AG: Are you holding yourself, it's that 8ad.
AT: mSYBE,
AT: i NEED TO GO, sO BAS,
AT: pLEASR LET NE GO,
AG: No. ::::)
AT: wHY,
AT: pLEASW iT HURTS DO BAD,
AT: i CANT HOLD IT,
AG: Then don't.
AG: Are you really that much of a sissy? I'm not even controlling you yet.
AG: You're going along with this, 8lindly listening to my word. Holding it for me.
AG: How does it feel to need my permission to piss? Such a 8asic function, yet you need my permission. How does it feel?
AT: sHUY UP,
AG: How does it feel 8eing so full? So desper8?
AT: oLEASE,
AG: How does it feel to have someone indulge in your gross kink.
AG: I know your enjoying this, may8e even mire than I am.
AG: You could have left at any point.
AG: Yet, your still here.
AT: vRISLA, pLEASE
AG: Reading everything I say.
AT: vRISKA!
AG: You know what?
AG: You have my permission, I've had my fun.
AT: uHH,
AG: What?
AT: iT'S, kIND OF,
AT: tOO LATE,
AG: Oh.
AG: Oh my god.
AG: You're serious????????
AT: yEAH,
AG: Holy shit.
AG: Descri8e the feeling to me.
AT: wARM, uNCOMFORTABLY WARM,
AG: That was gr8. Fucking incredi8le.
AT: iT FELT KIND OF GOOD TO LET GO,
AG: Go get cleaned up, Pupa. I'm going to 8e 8usy for a few min8s.
arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT] at 11:02 AM
— wouldnt you like to know what mod this is, weatherboy
im TERRIBLY sorry about the incestous art on our blog, this blog wasnt meant for that sort of thing. unproblematic smut art only.
as some of you may know we are a system, and one of our alters (i dont want to out them) posted stridercest noncon plushophilia art on our anonymous smut blog, and none of us decided to take it down and im so very sorry for that. darkshipping makes most if not all of us incredibly uncomfortable so im not sure why no one took it down but it was up and made a lot of people extremely uncomfortable and im sorry to those who had seen it and gotten uncomfortable, the post is deleted and wont be posted elsewhere.
as for the alter that posted the art, theyre getting out of darkshipping themselves, and have working on it for a while now. this blog from now on will contain absolutely no proshipping, darkshipping, problematic comshipping, etc. we dont wish to make anyone more uncomfortable than theyve already gotten from the post. again im sorry. (if youre reading this and wondering why we didnt make this post sooner, we didnt have access to the blog from our mobile device)
also for the pedophilia accusations, we are bodily sixteen. not eighteen, nor seventeen. we only lied about our age so people wouldnt get on our ass for being sixteen and posting nsfw, terribly sorry for lying
again the alter responsible for the darkshipping is getting help and darkshipping will not be uploaded on this blog any longer
chat im writing a roxidan fic what should i put in it? kinkwise
theyre gonna fuck but like what should i have BEFORE that, or DURING THAT, or AFTER THAT??? i need to spice it up i cant have them just bang like thats boring but i cant think for myself
like just back and forth "ahmy gawd eri ur sooo cute like this (lawl just like my wizrd fics)" and "uunhg shut your glubbin trap i could cull you right here" or sumthn like that or whatever
i just got reminded of this jak3 3nglish omo dreak i had once it was a ehilr baxk i dont remember all of the details tho
so like the beta and alpha kids were going to tge beach as a vacay or some shit
they stayed in the lalondes beach house
dirk and jake were up in the balcony and jake looked lik3 he had to fuclin piss rite
he was like "deeoest apologies mate but i must takeva well needed trip to the gosh dsrn loo, tge li'ul lads room if you will, washroom for non women, the ol wa'er vloset" amd he stands up amd stuff amd like loses it infront of dirk while hes gripp8ng himself tryna stop tgr floe
anywaysied gimme like five notes if ubwamt me to draw this out lol (AND ACTHALLY FINISJ THE DKETCH ABD VOLOR IY. JOHN. I KNOW UR READING THHS SHITBAG PUT MORE EFFORT INTO REQS)
homestuck fan social media pages will either be named shit like ravish-mcsavage or trebledevil, or manic-buttjuice. i know this because ive had both before. past discord usernames include megafartlord69, fingerbutt420, and— i shit you not. butthole.stench.with.crust420 atleast i think thats what it was. first two made by dave, third made by tavros (he doesnt really front anymore)