#omsoyi

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@omsoyi

( kkt: soyeet ) 💬hey girl you free 😘 ( kkt: soyeet ) 💬wanna get hammered together and witness the most lightweight bitch ever ( kkt: soyeet ) 💬but bring snacks bc that will be your ticket

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[ 11:45pm » soyi ] you hungry? [ 11:45pm » soyi ] specifically second dinner hungry 👀 [ 11:46pm » soyi ] i got work in an hour and i don’t wanna eat dinner alone 🥺🙏 [ 11:47pm » soyi ] also the ahjumma at my usual place keeps asking me why my nonexistent bf isn’t with me pls i need company

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@omsoyi

(/eight o’clock on a monday—from outside the car window, people are finally starting to make the trickling commute home) (/a bicycle seemingly unconcerned with pedestrian safety zips through and past the slow-moving masses of bodies exhausted from a day’s work) (/watches as the cyclist zooms several blocks this way, pedaling full speed ahead in spite of several disapproving backward glares from the elderly) huh. (/no bike lane, but traffic isn’t bad at all tonight. what gives?) (/turns on the ignition, follows the cyclist a total of twelve blocks before deciding he’s seen enough, and rolls in front of her path to pull her over, rolling his windows down) excuse me, miss. (/steps out of the vehicle, hand instinctively clasped on his belt) are you aware you’ve been riding your bike on the sidewalk? (/without a helmet too, but that’s expected) identification, please.

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2 a.m. text( ✉️ / soyi ) what’s that thumping sound? ( ✉️ / soyi ) ...😏

unsent text ( ✉️ / soyi ) ugh fuck it he’s not budging( ✉️ / soyi ) i’m gonna give up

angry-threatening text( ✉️ / soyi ) this fucking intern really ( ✉️ / soyi ) decided to smoke in the backroom where there’s a “NO SMOKING” sign on the door and didn’t even throw the cig out( ✉️ / soyi ) what did he think was going to happen?? 

loving-affectionate text ( ✉️ / soyi ) if he can’t appreciate how you look in that low cut top then i. will. 😤( ✉️ / soyi ) come over beautiful 

drunk text ( ✉️ / soyi ) hot gril sh i t 😋👅👅👅🌂( ✉️ / soyi ) thottyselfie1.jpg( ✉️ / soyi ) thottyselfie2.jpg

morning text ( ✉️ / soyi ) wanna go to that seolleongtang place?( ✉️ / soyi ) my treat this time

not meant for you text ( ✉️ / soyu soyi ) morning sickness huh...

scared-concerned text ( ✉️ / soyi ) fuck. she’s coming. ( ✉️ / soyi ) where am i supposed to hide the cats?? 

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✉  for a 2 am message.

[ 02:23am » soyi ] omg[ 02:23am » soyi ] i think that politician you’re following just came in[ 02:23am » soyi ] get your ass over here

↻ for an unsent message.

[ 05:12pm » soyi ] you any good at photoshop

❧ for a drunk message.

[ 12:34am » soyi ] sos she gave me a bottle of soju on the house[ 12:35am » soyi ] and i felt obligated to drink it[ 12:35am » soyi ] all of it 😰[ 12:46am » soyi ] soyi am i gonna die i cant show up to work drunk 1!!!