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abeum:
he blows the mussed bangs out of his still-scrunched face, eyes skirting from top to bottom and again and again as he scrolls. he’s finally narrowed it it down to two options but apparently she has other plans in mind. “you’re being serious?” he says, finally raking his gaze over. she’s obviously not. but he considers it in earnest.
it doesn’t sound so bad. he’d grown up watching wallace and was therefore familiar with the aardman visual brand. if he was going to pick a chick flick it might as well involve actual chickens. “then we might as well warm up with robot chicken.”
he pulls up a web browser on the tablet and quickly locates a subtitled video. the likelihood that the show’s brandishing of pop culture references going straight over her head is high, but standup guy that abe is, pushes on regardless. they’re going full clay-mation today. “ever watched?”
robot chicken? doesn't ring a bell at all, and it shows on her face the second the clip begins to play. doesn’t take yeojin long to fall into complete and utter silence either, expression to expression at the turn of a card as it escalates: mild confusion, questioning its existence, questioning her own existence, and okay, the “if only you had the BALLS!” got a laugh, to sheer numbness and a ‘that’s it?’ when the sketch is over.
for a three minute fever dream? objectively not terrible, but she has a couple of thoughts, namely, “that was a ride.” really, from start to finish, and “...dorothy wasn’t so great with the timing there.” then again, the wizard of oz would’ve probably been about as long as this video had she been quick(er) to think on her feet. yeojin squints at the adult swim logo floating at the bottom before closing out the tab entirely. “i was more of a tom and jerry type of kid.”
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just wanted to let y’all know i’ll be mia for a week or so cause i’m moving states for grad school :’) will still be around plotting in the dm’s and the like, am totally down to do rapidfire script through there or disc to post on the dash for later. just message me!! stay awesome and active fellow riri stans 🤠
the distance is marked by a twenty minute bus ride and a five minute walk up a winding path. you know what you know and don’t at this age, but it doesn’t matter when muscle memory does the rest in leading you there anyway. these steps are taken like you are eighteen, fifteen, and nine again, making the hike upwards like you were only gone for a school day and not the steady passing of weeks upon weeks.
there are thoughts that don't pass your mind, but do in the shadow of your moving form flung against the exhaustive span of concrete. series of firsts, mostly interludes. a sunday where you learn that leftover chicken grease is best to roast vegetables with, a tuesday spent in sick and watching steam rise from the soup bowl. to this day, the combination of salt and fat remains as the definitive remedy throughout the years, for seasonal colds and heartbreaks and everything else in between.
anecdotes have a place somewhere, too. between the shelves, the pewter wind chimes hanging off the front porch, or in the pale apricot paint of your old bedroom. searching for the things you miss is impossible when they’re right before your eyes, isn’t it? the thrill of discovery, obsolete in the way it was familiar, bittersweet in the way this involves not just memory but the very parts of yourself still lingering here. but there’s no mourning involved in it, simply the quietness of submission.
sliding the keys through, the lock gives in and the door opens with a low groan. you step out of your shoes, and line them away from the welcome mat. the writing threaded there is decorative in its intentions. as is the hallway that’s lit by a dim-glow, the smell of warm broth drifting through the open space.
it’s nothing more but a house until it isn’t. until two figures approach, faces creased with the time gone and present elation. until they say, “yeojin, you’re here.” until you announce with an equally lifting smile, “i’m here.”
i’m home.
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umkiho:
( ‘ blinks a couples times, smile in place once she offers her name. pretty, much like her person. ) “okay, yeojin.” ( ‘ tests the way it curls off his tongue absently, corner of his lips curling in endearment while she moves. eyes following every shift in moment. just in case. yeah, it’s because of that. ) “be careful.” ( ‘ presses his lips together, muscles slightly tense. she, slightly akin to a fawn, moves relatively slow. so unsteady that he can guess what happens next. lo and behold… ) “it’s okay, i’ll help you.” ( ‘ speaks kindly enough, smile assuring as he shifts, slipping an arm around her frame carefully. ) “just lean into me, i’ll lead you.” ( ‘ it’s a slow walk, kiho isn’t in too much of a rush. attention divided between the smooth path and frail girl leaning into him. wondering absently if there’s a particular need to call for paramedics. he doesn’t want anyone to faint after all. ) “here.” ( ‘ he moves relatively slow, setting his helmet down before pulling away to rest his hands on thin shoulders, leading her to take a seat on the bench. from there, he simply crouches to face level, hands working to peel off his gloves. under the blazing sun in attire meant to protect from flame? god, it’s hot even for him. ) “do you want me to grab you some water?” ( ‘ nevertheless, he manages a smile. hand lifting to tuck a stray lock of hair behind her ear absently. )
( / goddamn, with the way everything is falling into place, she might be just seconds away from shooting a shot right through the hoop ) ( / she holds him up to the offer without hesitation, feeling a girlish sense of glee upon hand contact—there couldn't have been a better day to have worn an off-shoulder top—more than willing to take their time here ) ( / sits down, eyes going from his still-handsome-from-up-close face to his newly exposed palms (cue the next thought: they're so big—) and oh, all right, that was a tender move she didn’t have in mind. chivalrous, i see you. if she could blush she would; sadly, it’s beyond her scope of acting prowess ) ( / her own hand moves up, fingers brushing past his as she redoes her bun ) no, gosh, you don’t have to. ( / insert joke about how water won’t help the kind of thirst she’s got right now ) i just need a couple of ( / hours ) minutes.
just a bite!
dodoum:
an unexpected turn of events per (3) neglected alarms’ turned her whole routine upside-down. dodo had just enough time to furiously brush her teeth and change out of her pororo pajamas. no time for anything else– after school, it’s straight to severance for her shift of the day. she’s sporting her glasses too, which still haven’t been taken for adjustments and are currently sitting crookedly on her nose. everything’s fine and dandy! aside from the weird looks, that is.
on her break for the day, she makes a much-needed quick trip to the 7-11 nearby. how do people go without breakfast on a regular basis? she’s dying…and it looks like she’s just going to have to accept this fate, because her wallet’s nowhere to be found. maybe she’ll just ask some of the doctors on her floor to take pity on her 🥺quietly lamenting her bad luck, dodo’s trudging back home with empty hands when she catches a whiff of something that has her instantly turning on her heels.
she zeroes in on the girl. the girl’s food, to be exact. so. hungry. “hey, is that good?” whatever that is. forgetting that she probably looks like a weirdo, bird nest hair and all, she scampers closer. “can i have a bite?” where are her manners?? “…please?” 🥺🥺
no stranger to this part of the neighborhood by any means, but the way her time here today has panned out thus far is definitely a first. weird’s the choice adjective, but when it’s used to describe a series of events that includes witnessing some guy dressed as Spiderman hanging off of the back of a bus, getting asked to hold someone’s prized pet chicken while in line for Starbucks, and running into your high school physics teacher just as she’s exiting a sex shop (with a massive of what? yeojin doesn’t want to know), well. it’s certainly a choice, that’s for sure.
so when put against all the other strange encounters of the morning, it’s not that weird. looking tall, frazzled, and much more eager to get her hands on this plate of mystery meal (it’s really not a mystery, but it looks more as if the spaghetti was cooked by a drunk than it is drunken spaghetti) than she is. yeojin blinks, any coherent thought lost until the confusion resides, and there it is: “uh.”
sort of.
she tries again: “haven’t had it before. it’s supposed to be pasta.” when really it’s just brown noodle mush that she’s been picking at since it’s arrived. “but sure?” setting it down, she gingerly pushes the plate forward. “care to do the honors?”
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abeum:
💬안여진 | 22:47 | milking me dry in more ways than one yeoj 💬안여진 | 22:47 | be seeing you 🥛
abe isn’t especially discerning when it comes to pantry necessities, so he swipes the first bag of sugar he sees at the small grocer just outside of the subway. underground he goes, and emerges to the sight of students out of cram school and cramming gangster ddeokbokki and sticks of fish cakes into chipmunk cheeks. he makes a small detour.
💬안여진 | 23:11 | delivery
the the door flies open after a minute, breeze to his face carrying with it the scent of her shampoo. her hair is slightly damp, tendrils stuck to her temples. he holds out a plastic bag and a paper-wrapped hotteok. he’s already carved a half-moon out of the hotteok in his other hand. “appetizer,” the rest goes unsaid.
she doesn't get a chance to fill the sugar bowl, the bag sitting somewhere on the kitchen counter for later. abe sure has a way to keep her occupied, or she's just that easy. anything goes. now basking in the afterglow, maybe more so than usual. the tablet sits between them, screen idle. yeojin absently drums her fingers along the side of its case, watching with mildly placed amusement as he scrolls through another category. “still haven’t decided?” her eyes flick up, finding his own caught in a state of intense concentration before lowering back: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind versus Punch-Drunk Love. god, talk about existential.
“you know...” she shifts a little, hair fanned over the pillows, mouth pulled into a mirthful grin. “i think i saw Chicken Run a couple rows back...”
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umkiho:
( ‘ he can’t possibly be this oblivious. oh but he is. or at least, it just hasn’t crossed his mind yet. far too busy with the pressing concern of her current state. fake or otherwise. it isn’t as if he’s never been aware of his effect on certain people. ) ( ‘ notes the squeeze with a slight raise of his brow, but doesn’t comment on it. at least, at least, it isn’t an over eager little girl. and this much, it isn’t unbearable. although the sun shines rather crudely down on them, threatening to turn his uniform into a heat box altogether. ) “no problem,” ( ‘ his eyes scan the premise, pausing slightly with her diction while his eyes follow the line of her arm. making a quiet ‘ah’ noise. ) “yeah, let’s go there.” ( ‘ takes a second to consider his options, eyes flicking over her features carefully. ) “are you okay enough to walk, miss?”
( / nods slowly, gaze thoroughly fixed on his face and his face only. in her defense, where else should she be looking, anyways? ) ( / bated breath until, there it is, the golden opportunity of a question. ) no please, just yeojin. ( / straightens a little, hand (reluctantly) off his bicep ) i don't know, let me— ( / gets into position to take a step ) ( / manages a couple before the subtle, purposeful stagger that has her grabbing the sleeve of his uniform a blink shy of a purposeful loss of balance ) s-sorry... i think it's just the heat and all. ( / the finishing touch: the pleading, pitiful puppy eyes she sends his way ) ( / her grip tightens ) could you help me over there?
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abeum:
💬안여진 | 22:46 | where are you 💬안여진 | 22:46 | home?
💬 abe | 22:46 | 😊 💬 abe | 22:46 | get some sugar otw too please 😘 i ran out 💬 abe | 22:47 | i’ll be waiting
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umkiho:
( ‘ there’s something amiss here. he can’t exactly put his finger on it. slightest shift in the air while he speaks. he notices her gaze, can’t help but wonder idly if he had some soot or leftover food in his teeth. that’s usually how it goes doesn’t it? ) “yes…” ( ‘ his brows furrow beneath his fringe in puzzlement, pausing when she speaks again. ) “oh,” ( ‘ oh! he takes her hand, guiding her to rest it on his shoulder while his attention flickers, with a slouch fixating more closely on the employee. she’s pretty, that’s undeniable. but there’s a certain air of professionalism that calls to attention, kiho is never one to deviate from what’s expected of him anyway. ) “dizzy? do you need some water? where are…” ( ‘ the rest of your coworkers. kiho could only surmise that they’re off helping with the clean up just like his, leaving the two alone. ) “forget it, it’s okay — let’s find you a place to sit first.”
( / you saw it here first folks, he took the bait, hooked by the hand and what to her looks like an obvious wash of concern. but now’s not the time to gloat. ) ( / at the moment, there’s a chance to dial it up a little, turn the act a shade more convincing ) ( / goes for pretty, half-lidded exhaustion over not-so-pretty cross-eyed delirium ) thank you, ( / nearly sighs out the last vowel, giving his shoulder cap a small squeeze for good measure. ) ( / he leans a little close, and that hand moves ever so slightly to his bicep. status update: handsome, and has been lifting weights? whew! ) anything will do. ( / cue serene smile ) there’s... ( / her free hand points to some direction away from the bread blue and behind them. the other remains firm on his arm. ) a bench over there?
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“...are you sure?”
she doesn’t mean to a skeptic, but the math here simply doesn’t add up: platinum hoop earrings, cartier wristwatch, limited edition louis vuitton from the neck down—all that genuine, knock-off free luxury, and there’s supposedly not a single cent found on her person.
adjusting her purse strap, yeojin gives the other a deliberate once-over. they’re a couple steps away from the queues lining up for the stalls and an AYCE buffet. she has money to spare for either one, no problem. it’s just that the longer she looks at her in this swanky state of distress, this appears less like a girl in need and more like a con job in the making.
“not to judge, but...” a vague gesturing to the overpriced denim for emphasis, and a weak hand at sarcasm: “you look like you could maybe spare me a couple won, instead.”
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aidenum:
“nice, pay is always good.” aiden replies only half sarcastically, but there is no real passive-aggressiveness in it whatsoever. he just hopes to tone down the tensity in this culture (especially professional ones, at that,) with a sprinkle of raillery. if it doesn’t translate well? gosh, then he hopes it does some day.
his lips purse into a small smile at the mention of his go-to item on the bread blue’s menu, clicking his camera onto the clamp of the tripod. “yeah? i’ll also slide in some extra shots for you guys then. i mean, i always do that without getting free food anyway, but.” the whole eye-for-eye culture in korea, though? he stands by it. both for good and bad situations.
“yeah, there’s no need to be that ‘artistic’ when it comes to food. whatever’s bold and big and appetite-inducing works. not too sure about those cocktail umbrellas, though.” he learned this the hard way, having to throw away pieces of his artist’s dignity every time a marketing manager or a proclaimed aesthete has replied with, ‘looks pretty, but it didn’t boost our sales.’
in the end, he’s not putting these pictures up at a gallery show. money makes money.
“i got you with the farm-to-table fresh concept. mind if i use your hand, though? maybe like, grab that pie server and lift the piece of cake up a bit.” he pleads through the viewfinder, adjusting the head of the tripod to find the fitting composition.
“well, when isn’t it?” she tosses back, in equal, easy measure. her familiarity with freelancing extends only as far as the complaints of others go, tumbling free over the pour up of second and third rounds and the comforting sound of a grill sizzling. drifting isn’t in her nature, but sympathy in the wake of trying to make it is. it’s a hard knock life out there, for what it’s worth and what it isn’t. "i'd appreciate that, thanks!"
the papers are brushed back inside a manila folder. "i get what you mean," she nods. making out something more than what it really is the kicker with the optics. life imitating art and vice versa, except it's not totally deceptive. or so she hopes. getting up from the chair, she adds with a chuckle, "we didn't have them as part of our budget this time, so uh, we’re in the clear here."
stepping up then stepping away to the table, yeojin picks it up in the flat of her palm at his direction. "should i angle it?" the platter is tilted towards the camera to demonstrate, fruit glaze glistening under the pendant lighting.
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abeum:
💬안여진 | 22:45 | yea but it was the first thing on my feed 💬안여진 | 22:45 | the algorithm knows me… 💬안여진 | 22:46 | 🤔 💬안여진 | 22:46 | i send you a cab
💬 abe | 22:46 | not as well as i know you though 🤗 💬 abe | 22:46 | only a cab? 💬 abe | 22:46 | not going through the effort of picking me up personally...maybe i am busy after all 🧐
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abeum:
💬안여진 | 22:42 | saw your insta post 💬안여진 | 22:42 | . 💬안여진 | 22:43 | you busy 🐺
💬 abe | 22:44 | just now huh 🤔 you’re late 💬 abe | 22:44 | most of the time yeah 💬 abe | 22:45 | what’s the follow up if i say i’m not?