#onceler osha

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

You... are... OSHA...

I am required to make a report (ocean-osha)

Yes I am in fact an employee for a subsection of OSHA.

Do you need information for your report or something?

(@ocean-osha)

[nature-osha]

Hello, you seem like a being with a good motivation. We would love to provide our support for your effort to protect nature comrade. - @soviet-osha

Oh. Well that's neat, I haven't got hard proof in the eyes of some people yet that the Onceler is a bad guy, could you guys help me with that? I heard he wanted to assassinate someone..

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

so how does this actually WORK

We capture oxygen in a bottle, purify and scent it, and then sell subscriptions to the public where they get a few bottles a month, and they can open it whenever they want a breath of fresh air.

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

You are too late! The first seal has broken! (Ocean-osha)

Well, I can't do anything I guess.

I suppose OSHA is going to get destroyed.

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

why do you want to sell oxygen in a place where a decent portion of the population probably dont even need to breathe?

... No comment

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

why do you smoke?

I'm not sure. I just do.

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

how wear ppe when cat

What?

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

You seem more like... just oxygent. Rather than, you know, osha

I suppose, although I still work in a subsection of OSHA, so technically I am an employee of OSHA.