Onceler OSHA employee

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

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[oncelerosha-employee-one]

where tthe fuck did you come from

-Sincerly, Agent Doodlez of @oshalorefinders

I’ve been here for a while. I simply don’t enjoy talking to most of the idiots here.

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

To Every OSHA blog, what would you bring/add to a potluck? I’ll let mine go first

[osha-stairs-department]

Hmmm, Roast Quilbird with side of bean rations I found inside a hidden box!

[oshalorefinders]

A potato dish. I fucking love potatoes.

[carameloshaemployee]

cyanide

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

I’m also on the poison train. Maybe bleach.

[carameloshaemployee]

when the fuck did you get here

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

I’ve been here for a while. Although if you’re referring to this room I walked in just a moment ago.

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

To Every OSHA blog, what would you bring/add to a potluck? I’ll let mine go first

[osha-stairs-department]

Hmmm, Roast Quilbird with side of bean rations I found inside a hidden box!

[oshalorefinders]

A potato dish. I fucking love potatoes.

[carameloshaemployee]

cyanide

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

I’m also on the poison train. Maybe bleach.

[official-osha]

i made an official carrd for osha do u guys like it ^_^

[determined-spirits]

Google search how to kill

[official-osha]

google cant save you

[official-osha]

compilation

[emo-osha-employee-one]

[cannibalcaprine2]

i wish it was a rickroll

[official-osha]

this has clearly gone outside its intended circle if people dont know about the osha roleplay blogs

[official-osha]

i made an official carrd for osha do u guys like it ^_^

[determined-spirits]

Google search how to kill

[jisuch]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how intimidating am I?

+bonus if you explain why.

[questions-for-oshas]

Here’s a question for oshas

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags the origin story of one of your oc’s name

[urfaveisgoingintheplinko-archive]

Can we put all the osha parody blogs in the plinko (you can probably just use an osha logo for that one)

I think so, but as I said, I'm not the head of the team

ITS TOME FOR SOME OSHA BIOLATIONS

[piltover-citizen-osha]

crying

[valkrose-osha]

screaming

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

throwing up

[urfaveisgoingintheplinko-archive]

All osha parody blogs get sent to plinko

[osha-embroidery-employee-2-deac]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

well fuck

[orpheuspilled]

God fucking dammit

[splorpo]

[faeryeater]

I-is that….

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is a nightmare.

[killjester]

5% of tumblr has a whole lobe dedicated to recognizing this silhouette in 0.5 seconds

[sansmeanswithout]

@oncelerosha @oncelerosha-employee-one

[osha-auditor]

…infernal contraption… is this thing on?

Howdy. I’m the Auditor. It’s come to the attention of my bosses that there has been significant waste of resources recently, all billed to the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. They’ve sent me to see just what the deuce is going on, and I must say these initial reports are troubling. Eldritch monsters, time travel, god like beings, demons? This ain’t the SCP Foundation!

@osha-certified-forklifter @osha-employee-one @osha–unofficial @osha-official-the-sequel @osha-unofficial @who-official @evil-osha @evil-osha-employee-one @union-of-mad-scientists @soviet-osha

Y’all can expect an auditing in the near future whether you like it or not. Same goes for all the other “blogs” claiming to be part of the “Oshaverse” whatever that means. I couldn’t find all of them.

(ooc: hi. i am likely to be slow to respond, so please be patient.

edit: i took a look at the oshaverse tag and my god it’s even worse than i thought i’d be tagging people for *days*)

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

Listen, all I do is sell useless scented air.

Feel free to ‘audit’ me or whatever. I don’t give a shit.

[oshas-mailbox]

((I'm bored and just got new coloured pencils, what should I draw? Any OSHAverse characters if a ref sheet is supplied, or just MP doing something, it's up to you.

Also askies please))

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

//you could draw O!

only if you want to ofc

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

it's just scented airrrr

And?

I’m busy, so if you could not bother me with your childish reasoning that would be nice.

[determined-spirits]

I have cooler swords than the onceler could ever make

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

It’s a good thing he doesn’t make swords then, isn’t it? I happen to have made this sword on my own

And as far as I’m aware, the Onceler has no experience making swords.

[determined-spirits]

look at my swords

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

Well, are those hand-crafted? Because in my opinion hand crafted swords are much more valuable than ones made from magic or machines.

[moon-goddess-osha]

My father puked these up. And that’s more valuable than handcrafted ones. Made in the forge of his belly!

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

…That’s disgusting.

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

it's just scented airrrr

And?

I’m busy, so if you could not bother me with your childish reasoning that would be nice.

[determined-spirits]

I have cooler swords than the onceler could ever make

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

It’s a good thing he doesn’t make swords then, isn’t it? I happen to have made this sword on my own

And as far as I’m aware, the Onceler has no experience making swords.

[determined-spirits]

look at my swords

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

Well, are those hand-crafted? Because in my opinion hand crafted swords are much more valuable than ones made from magic or machines.

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

it's just scented airrrr

And?

I’m busy, so if you could not bother me with your childish reasoning that would be nice.

[determined-spirits]

I have cooler swords than the onceler could ever make

[oncelerosha-employee-one]

It’s a good thing he doesn’t make swords then, isn’t it? I happen to have made this sword on my own

And as far as I’m aware, the Onceler has no experience making swords.