Thwack!
Erestor jumped and yelped as a hand landed on his arse with a resounding thwack. He spun around and stern eyes landed on Thranduil’s smirking form, “Truly? Is such a thing necessary to greet me? A simple ‘hello’ would do.”
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Thwack!
Erestor jumped and yelped as a hand landed on his arse with a resounding thwack. He spun around and stern eyes landed on Thranduil’s smirking form, “Truly? Is such a thing necessary to greet me? A simple ‘hello’ would do.”
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?"
"I read it in a book once," Erestor laughed, "though I don’t remember its title at the moment. I believe it was something like: 1001 jests for dummies."
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♥ - We don’t take shit from anybody. If someone insults either of us, we have no problem doing it back…we also often get into trouble for taking this approach with other people.
✘ - Whilst the muse is physically reasonably strong (as you’d expect from someone who hunts wargs and other such creatures), the mun has the upper body strength of a wet paper towel.
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♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon
He used to love listening to old stories. Some of them were pure flights of fancy, but the ones he liked best told of the Nandor in the Vale of the Anduin. A fair number of these mentioned Lothlórien as a setting - some had Eryn Galen as theirs but they left less of an impact - and by the First Age he had a very strong mental picture of the place. But he thought it was no more than a myth or a Utopia: somewhere they may or may not have existed once but existed no longer. After all, if such a wondrous place did still exist, why had Denethor led them away? He lived believing that the darkness which had driven his elders out had destroyed the wood and all the Nandor who’d stayed. He was how the Eluwaith heard of the Golden Wood - he told Daeron, who mentioned it in song.
But yes; the Nandor had a huge number of stories. These stories formed a large part of their culture, and every Nandor was expected to know most of them word for word.
␛ for an ANGER headcanon
If he’s angry with someone whom he doesn’t think he can confront directly he will start to seed evil rumours about them amongst the workers - butlers, laundry maids, tailors etc - and then distance himself from them. And then wait.
ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon
He’s asexual, but not aromantic. He had a sweetheart in Lindon, who was arguably more into him that he was into her. But he must have loved her somewhat because when asked why he never flirted with some of the (more fiery) ladies of the court he’d reply that he had already loved and lost, though that might have just been a ploy to get people to leave him alone.
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Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon.
Grace as a child often slept on the roof of her home after being given her own bedroom. It was mostly because the village children had a fondness for rocks through her window
Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon.
When upset Grace ignores her lessons and will let her lisp out, sometimes slurring her words because of the lisp plus her naturally tonal voice. It can sometimes make people laugh…which just pisses her off more
Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon.
Grace often feels jealous of people who seem to be able to fall in love easily. Because of her past she naturally keeps everyone at an arms length and often feels herself unworthy of love
Send † for a RELIGION headcanon.
While Dana is religious Grace isn’t. She finds now comfort in the idea that someone is judging her.
Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon.
Approaching Grace from behind or grabbing her shoulder is the quickest way to piss her off
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“My king, you think Im cute? How kind,” she smiled.