#one final shitpost

[eparch]

in secrets of the obscure, zizel uses a lute when casting magic but in actual combat he whacks kryptis with it and zizel is voiced rick wasserman who also plays general nephus who uses warrior animations. therefore, the lute icon is a warrior elite spec.

[hereidinathoreauwrites]

Lines Joan says that make her sound like a closeted gay woman:

About her ex-husband:

“Our marriage has always been more of a business.”

“Charlie and I only had sex 3 and a half times last year.”

“This is not a happy day where people smile like your birthday or your wedding day...not my wedding day but most people’s!”

About her current male lover:

“He’s a millennial, they’re apathetic and non-committal, it’s a beautiful thing.”

To Zoey, when celebrating her divorce:

“I lied it’s not about work...what are you doing tonight?”

“Is there something wrong with me?”

To Zoey, at a bar when asked if she wants to get out of there:

“I already paid the check.”