HI SCARF. You want fake titles? [Rattles my pants pockets] I got some of these somewhere--
"the world's most complicated game of chess"
"three coffees, two energy drinks, one heart attack"
"yes, i absolutely know how to drive"
"i know a guy"
"like stealing candy from a baby!"
Feel free to mix and match <3
"No, guys, it's literally fine. It's only like, what, two in the morning?" Ana checked the time. 6:30. Well, shit. The snakes on his head hissed and snarled. It was really fucking annoying having things glued to you that made you go to bed. "Listen, I only had like, three coffees. That's not even that bad!" she said, swatting away coiling snakes at her face. But, as if somebody gave her a gracious way out, he got a call from Declan Suzanne.
or three times Anathema Elemefayo finally felt calm.