#three coffees

[thegodofhellfire]

[sleepyghostmp3]

Made this into a shirt (and mug!)

You can buy them here woo:

Sleepy store for sleepy stuff

[nonbinarywillow]

HI SCARF. You want fake titles? [Rattles my pants pockets] I got some of these somewhere--

"the world's most complicated game of chess"

"three coffees, two energy drinks, one heart attack"

"yes, i absolutely know how to drive"

"i know a guy"

"like stealing candy from a baby!"

Feel free to mix and match <3

"No, guys, it's literally fine. It's only like, what, two in the morning?" Ana checked the time. 6:30. Well, shit. The snakes on his head hissed and snarled. It was really fucking annoying having things glued to you that made you go to bed. "Listen, I only had like, three coffees. That's not even that bad!" she said, swatting away coiling snakes at her face. But, as if somebody gave her a gracious way out, he got a call from Declan Suzanne.

or three times Anathema Elemefayo finally felt calm.

[thenameisjem]

Me *working on my ten hour shift.*

Random lady to her son: There’s a woman over there, go ask her for a drink.

Me: oh dear lord...

Son *looks at me*: That’s a guy, mom :)

Me: God bless this CHILD I will serve you forever, what do you need??

It was great. I had a great day. And three coffees. I normally don’t even drink one coffee but sleep is for the weak

[mmobiusstriptease]

I JUST GOT A RAISE

[kyleswann]

I just realized I've had three really caffeinated drinks today and I'm in the beginning of a hardcore crash

[zan-liaos-earth]

Haha. Hahaha. Contacts out. Lost my glasses. Must have face four inches away from screen to see what I type. Hope you enjoyed the random PSA.

[whatisurspaghettipolicy]

k wants you all to hear a joke:

what do you call anakin skywalker when he's taking an exam?

daft vader.