#one-shotter

[artzy-lin]

bleh One Shotter n Blue Fire

[lightning-squad]

OnePunchTober 15, 16, and 17!

Day 15: Magazine / Card Cover

this one doesn't... fit the theme too much, but I was in a rush </3

Day 16: Least Favorite

look... I don't hate him, I just can't care for him enough unfortunately. He is above McCoy though.

Day 17: Favorite Headcanon

Missing a portion of his face, mayhaps

[daisymerollingg]

ouuuhhh… may I request more…

Oneshotter and Zombieman (cuz he cool) w an S/O who’s an idol? but dabbles into horror, something like the idol group Phantom Siita? gender neutral ‼️🦈💥 - Pomegranate Lamp

With an Idol S/O who dabbles into slight horror-themes

genre; fluff, hcs

characters; Zombieman, One-shotter

a/n: I’m loving the unique asks pomegranate 🤭

ZOMBIEMAN

you two are THE celebrity couple.

Often times heroes (especially ones like Zombieman) don’t get bothered much in public, no overbearing paparazzi, not too many people asking for pictures,

But when you’re with him, it’s a completely different tale.

Well, of course as an idol your press is more flamboyant compared to a hero’s but even when you’re on your own its never that suffocating.

It’s the style and dynamic that the media is after,

You with your horror-like style and him with his grunge military attire, it makes sure to attract a concerning sum of social media attention.

Moving on, Zombieman is a generally supportive partner, and of course that trait in him doesn’t dull with you.

he’s always there to compliment your outfits, performances, songs, you in general.

Being an S-class hero does make it hard for him to show up at any of your concerts, but on rare occasions he will make time and surprise you.

ONE-SHOTTER

While he’s the calmer type, he’s actually quite vocal and supportive of you.

The type to greet you very warmly when you get home and tell you how amazing you did on your performance (or whatever event you had that day,) he’s busy too so he can’t always see your concerts so he tries to watch all of them.

He really appreciates the artistic creativity of the horror themes,

He’s not really the type to enjoy these kinds of concerts but he doesn’t blink the entire time while he watches.

Analytical, but in a good way! i can see him spontaneously bringing up something he liked about your performance/song/outfit in detail.

He has a bunch of your posters stashed somewhere, except for his favorite one which he hangs on his wall (despite the fact he’s quite the minimalist)

He also wears a keychain of your idol group on either his belt, gear or bag, whatever he wears most, “it blends in with the rest of his stuff”.

[lyx-writes]

hello I had a strong urge to blurb a full SFW alphabet because One Punch Man is strong rn. Hiatus is still ongoing but thought I'd post this ^^ (feel free to request still for this, currently open for a few sfw alphabet blurbs)

☆𝖮𝗇𝖾 𝖲𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖲𝖥𝖶 𝖺𝗅𝗉𝗁𝖺𝖻𝖾𝗍☆

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

pretty affectionate, moreso in private but wouldn’t be too opposed to PDA

most of his affection comes from physical touch, but sometimes he’ll be affectionate via words of praise

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) 

Less touchy/affectionate, lots of friendly teasing and banter. Friendship would start after a few chats and just getting to know each other, though please be the one to initiate. Otherwise he probably won’t realize “oh, we’re REALLY friends (yay!)”

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

loves to cuddle, either being spooned to him and his partner clinging onto each other 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

wouldn’t mind settling down, moderate cook and can clean relatively well

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Straightforward, to the point. offers to still be friends unless something really bothered him about the other. Definitely would want to talk about it in person

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

would absolutely want to commit with enough time and trust with his partner. If he knows he truly loves them, absolutely would want to get married, at least officially. No need for a giant ceremony or anything, but wouldn’t mind a small one with friends and family

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Can be very gentle, especially if partner isn’t feeling well. A hand on their shoulder or back, rubbing small circles as he offers to listen, talk, share advice, or simply be there. 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

very much enjoys hugs! He wraps his arms over the other person, usually due to being a bit taller often times. His hugs are very familial, bound to make an awkward hugger not be so awkward

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

as soon as he realizes he really does care about this person. Typically in a quiet, comforting moment to his S/O.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

not one to get jealous, it would take a lot for him to be. If he is, he’ll tend to get more clingier.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss? Where do they like to be kissed?)

very lovingly sweet, doesn’t try to be quick with it. He loves kissing his partner’s lips, head/forehead, or shoulder. He enjoys being kissed anywhere really, but especially his nose, neck, shoulders, and lips

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

he doesn’t mind kids, just worried they might be scared of him. Chill, weird/cool uncle vibes from him. He’s unsure if he wants kids of his own, but would be open to adopting an older kid with his partner if they really want to

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He’ll make sure to drag both himself and his partner out of bed if they need to be up around the same time to get ready, but on days where he knows neither of them have anything important to do he’ll cling onto his partner and make them sleep in with him. When he needs to be up earlier than his partner, he’ll try to prepare some things for them when they get up (coffee, a small easy breakfast, etc)

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

some nights he’ll do his own thing before bed (cleaning gun, reading), and some nights he’ll cuddle with his partner or just straight up drag them to bed

They don’t have to go to sleep right away, he likes to chat

Unless it was a rough day, just being in his partner’s embrace in silence is very comforting 

Or they could yap, just as long as he doesn’t have to respond

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

slowly reveals things about himself 

mostly just doesn’t have a reason to bring anything up about his past

If his partner asked, he’d tell them whatever it is they were wondering about him. he’s not hiding much 

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

he’s rather patient, but can get kind of sassy or passive aggressive when slightly ticked off

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about their partner? Do they remember every little detail they mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

remembers a lot! He’s one to notice the little things in his partner, like routines

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in the relationship?)

The quiet, domestic moments with his partner. There’s something so serene about the moments between him and his partner just being in each other’s presence, being close. Stargazing perhaps.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect their partner? How would they like to be protected?)

not overly protective, but watches out a lot for his partner. Being a hero, he definitely checks in on them a lot. 

If his partner were a hero though, he won’t be as worried, knowing they’re capable of protecting themselves. Physically speaking anyways

Being protected (if their partner is a hero) would be very much appreciated, especially given his gun jams, which seem to be pretty frequent.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

he does his best!! He doesn’t really go over the top unless his partner wants to

Keeps up with the anniversaries and tries to do something small if he can. If his partner has other plans, he’ll gladly oblige

Does well with keeping up w daily tasks and chores

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

If anything looks wrong or out of place, it bugs the hell out of him and goes to fix it 

Sometimes gets into small squabbles because of it if his partner disagrees

He also has a specific way/order of doing things, which if not followed, will irritate him

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

not too concerned, but tries to keep himself tidy

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without their partner?)

probably not, might depend on how long he’s been with his partner

For a while? May feel a bit weird

But in the end, he’ll learn and do his best to get over it

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Enjoys just being near his partner while doing his own tasks!

Being in the same room, cleaning his gun while his partner is doing work on a laptop... it's love in it's own way.

one thing he especially enjoys is if whatever task he's doing is stationary, is his partner curled up against him or laying against him/being beside him. Just chilling. It's nice.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

mess, unless it’s controlled/kinda tucked away in its own zone. If his partner just has a messy desk, it’s a bit more tolerable. Entire room? Yeah, he’s just going to start moving things.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

he drools slightly. snores a little, and clings to people in his sleep. it’s either he clings or he tucks himself away

[sowa9]

[gofancyninjaworld]

Bad career moves

If you're a character in OPM, never, ever be a cyborg.

It's not a matter of if you'll catch a bullet in the head, but when. Sometimes it's even literal.

The fact that you can survive an awful lot can and will be used against you.

So far, Drive Knight's managed to stay whole -- by pushing others in front of him. Genre-savvy.

[handlewcaare]

MAGAZINE COVERS: [ 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 ]

Monster Ropper Shell request for @spo0kynekozzz !

[gottahaveguts]

How much of a difference could an A class hero make in our world?

Everyone can be a hero in the world of One Punch Man. Whether you’re some ordinary joe only armed with a tie, some guy on a bike, or a middle aged salary man that bought some cool armor online (Yes that’s a real character)  A good chunk of people in the fandom tend to believe that 90% of the heroes below the S class are pretty worthless. And honestly who could blame them, half the time they’re getting clobbered by kaiju tier threats that can demolish buildings and smash cars. But does that mean they’re weak? Well relative to the S class, yes. But the S class are freaking anomalies and basically allegories to comic book heroes. They’ve been compared to military might on more than one occasion. Most are literal freaks of nature, almost monster like. Others were just born with the inherent potential to become that way (Garou and Darkshine are good examples of this, both were weak when they were kids). It’s literally in the narration “S class is insane.”

But when you compare Green Arrow to Superman of course there’s going to be discrepancies. Doesn’t mean Green Arrow is weak.

First we have Snek, a world class martial artist and a regular top 4 in the super fight tournaments.

The man killed a monster that ripped apart concrete like paper. All by himself. Could a weakling do that?

A monster that is just disaster level wolf is too much for the police to handle. They had to call in a special squad with armored military grade vehicles. And The A class take down disaster level tigers all of the time.

Speaking of military grade we have heroes using these insanely high caliber heavy weaponry without even flinching from the recoil. 

Another scale we can use.

I can keep going.

These are all tiger level threats, believe it or not.

So how strong would an A class hero be in the real world? Pretty damn strong. Compared to us, they would basically be Gods.