#onebitterlieutenant

[abitofafatass]

onebitterlieutenant replied to your post:☋

"That pie nearly KILLED ME."

"MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S PIES!!"

[abitofafatass]

☋

"I'm a Maverick of a soldier, who does what I want, when I want. Even if that means breaking into Captain Grif's chambers and stealing a certain special pie and eating it"

[abitofafatass]

How do you feel about take out? 'Cause I know a great place to go down.

Oh baby

[abitofafatass]

Is that a pack of oreos in your pants? Probably. Give me some.

Haha, clever, Bitters

That actually did warrant a few cookies to my favorite Maverick.

[megalomaxiac]

onebitterlieutenant said

There are people so in control of their bodies they can drink through they’re urethra.

I find that. Very hard to believe.

[megalomaxiac]

{ thaTS THE EXACT THING IM TALKING ABOUT }

[abitofafatass]

+onebitterlieutenant

'Sup Bitters? How's the Maverick lifestyle treating you?

[megalomaxiac]

{ (bitters crying) I’M SO FUCKING TURNED ON }