Up yours, SIR!

Dexter Grif. As long as you don't try to make me work, interrupt my naps, or try to kill me, we'll get along just fine. ((Indie rp blog for Dexter Grif from the popular web series Red vs Blue Semi-selective, OC friendly.)) Magic!Anon: none

[abitofafatass]

I see you with the Gale pull… especially with the thing with Simmons, huh? (Good taste though, I love the dorky wizard too)

"Again, I am willing to do a lot for a man whose hobby is gourmet cooking. His being a nerd is irrelevant at that point."

[abitofafatass]

"Man, it sucks that I cant get anyone to talk about Cloud Atlas with me."

[yazmmy]

" At what point did you think I knew what that meant? "

[orbitingrook]

My favorite Sarge moment

[lmk-vibes]

grimmons text posts bc i was bored

[yazmmy]

[docdufresne]

Touch

[janknabobfdi-xxxnitrodarkxxx]

relationship status: its complicated

[redvsbluegifs]

[abitofafatass]

@perpetualxfire replied to your post “What kind of love interest would you be in a...”:

(lol got the same result;;; just haven't posted yet)

​((thats so funny

[abitofafatass]

What kind of love interest would you be in a dating simulator?

The childhood best friend who's been in love with the main character their whole life

You're a loyal person to the core, and probably a hopeless romantic as well. You're full of love for those you care about, and that's both your biggest strength and weakness. You would do anything for them, even if it means hurting your own feelings. You will hide all your pain and your needs as longs as that means the rest gets to be happy. Your biggest struggle is to clearly communicate your feelings, and you'll always try to avoid those conversations or pretend everything is fine (when it isn't). Remember you deserve to receive the same love you give.

Tagged by: @thestupidmeanone

Tagging: steal

[abitofafatass]

Grif, what would you do if you suddenly woke up on the Tomodachi Life 2 island? (Probably sleep and eat now that I’m thinking about it lol)

"Weren't those Tomodachi things those keychains in the 90s? I feel like I'd probably starve since Sarge would have that fucking thing hidden."

[abitofafatass]

So… Grif.. out of all the bachelors and bachelorettes of Baldur’s Gate 3, who would you choose to have a one night tryst with ?

"Well, obviously, I would have one night with Astarion for sure. And Karlach would be great. She seems like she'd be suuuper nice to hug, and we can also be like, hey, you also got a different heart than the one you started with.

"But lets be serious here. You and I bolth know the answer to who I romance is Gale. The motherfucker is a gourmet chef. I would let that fucking nerd do unspeakable things to me if he cooked for me."

[abitofafatass]

I may have ruined the Easter egg hunt this year by sticking all the plastic eggs up my ahh

"What year is it? Why do I have to keep telling people 'not in your butt'? It doesn't make it better if it's real eggs or plastic, stop it."

[abitofafatass]

*Casually sits a bat Beanie Baby on Grif’s bunk and escapes through a window.*

"Hey, is anyone looking for their 1990's investment thing? It's missing the tag on the ear, so it's probably worth like. $2. Because if no one claims this shit, I'll be setting it on fire."

[abitofafatass]

@rolliesmuses replied to your post “Tucker shook his head. “He died as he lived:...”:

Tucker finger guns.

​"What, no catch phrase? You're losing your touch. Which is also what she said."

[choruschoir]

"Suit yourself. I'll simply resume trying to put a shock collar on Captain Tucker."

[abitofafatass]

"Oh shit, lemme grab popcorn, that sounds hilarious."