#oneeyed jacks

[oneeyed-jacks]

not sure if I should even send this shit.

but fuck it, when you’re this drunk nothin’ sounds like a bad idea.

Hello, Jack

@captain-notfirstmate

Hello?

[oneeyed-jacks]

Oh gods…

@nootherwayourracecouldhaverun

Vangelis.

[oneeyed-jacks]

Bouncer down! Someone get me the medkit and a tight little nurses outfit

[oneeyed-jacks]

can’t catch me cheating if i’m eating the cards

Ya will be payin’ for those, ‘nd banned.

[oneeyed-jacks]

Y'know, I've been thinkin' a long time over whether I should send you a message. Ain't even sure what point in your life this is at, after all, could have some nasty run on effects.

But I'm just about drunk enough that it sounds like a good idea, so screw it.

How ya doing, Jack?

‘M doin’ good, casino’s bustlin’ always happy f’r more patrons t’ come around.

Can’t say I recognise ya.

[oneeyed-jacks]

Round and round the mulberry bush

The badger chased the weasel

The badger thought it was all in good fun

But pop! goes the weasel

Why are ya singin’?

[oneeyed-jacks]

Jacks gonna blow a gasket when Mike tells ‘im Messin’ with ‘is employees is just pain stupid though.

[oneeyed-jacks]

I employ full grown adults (-minus Jonny don’t ya say shit) can someone tell me why the hell I just watched a group of em sprint past the entrance when there s’pose to be working.