#oneliner.

[biforcerangers]

"It's nice to return to your roots on occasion, you know. Sometimes you just have to put the porn away and jerk off to the power of your own imagination."

[curioshittyy]

Of all the lies I've heard, "I love you" was my favorite.

[bxhl]

@deadeyc​

    ❝  look , i know it’s late , but i need some advice. ❞

[curioshittyy]

gusto ko lang ipaalam sayo na iyong iyo ako kahit magulo akong tao.

[christiyanak-blog]

I know what to tell her. But the words won't come out.

[notasweetheartanymore-06]

kailan mo kaya ako ipaglalaban gaya nang lagi kong ginagawa sayo!

[pxcketwitch]

"Okay, serious question now. What would your starter Pokémon be?"

[werehavingsex-blog]

Relax, I'm hilarious.