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Married Life
Willow the Yorkie Dog: *growling cutely from behind the couch*
Husband: What is she doing?
Me: Having a disagreement either with the couch or her stuffed monkey.
Husband: Huh?
Me: She could be mediating. It could be a disagreement between the couch and the monkey. Who knows. Stop asking me all these questions.
Married Life
Me: *eyes closed*
Husband: *whispers* I love yooouuuu
Me: *nothing*
Husband: *a little louder* I love yooouuu
Me: Oh, yes, sorry, I forgot my cue. *batting eyelashes* I love you *smiles cutely*
Married Life
Husband: *makes chicken clucking noises as he is being told to make son’s lunch tomorrow*
Me: Don’t cluck at me. I distinctly remember there being a ‘No Clucking’ clause in our marriage vows.
Married Life
Me: Here *hands over plastic baggie with ‘mildly’ squished cookie inside*. This is for you.
Husband: What is it?
Me: Squished cookie.
Husband: Where did you get it? *looks skeptical*
Me: I don’t know, the middle of the road somewhere. *deadpans*
Married Life
Husband: You’re wearing my socks.
Me: They wandered over to my clothing pile which made them fair game.
