What Emily an I have decided is fair punishment for Gary Bettman...
Emily:Gary bettman>thinking< bird shitting on you.
Meg:Hahahahahaha!!! Gary Bettman is better than thinking, that's a good one. Gary Bettman should get shit on by a bird. And then attacked by a flock of ninjas.
Emily:And shanked in the eyeballs.
Meg: With a machete.
Emily: Then fed to a bunch of lions.
Meg: While wearing Lady Gaga's meat ensemble.
Emily: But first get punched in the head by Jody Shelley
Meg: And bitch slapped by a drunk Kaner.
Emily: And sneezed on by a child with the flu.
Meg: And puked on by a kid who drank too much grape juice.
Emily: And force fed dog food.
Meg: That expired in 1985.
Emily: That was drooled in.
Meg: By a Bull Mastiff that just ate a liter box full of turds.
Emily: From a cat with the runs.
Meg: Yeah, this is so going on Tumblr.