So I saw a piece of art floating around on tiktok (there wasn't a link to the artist listed sadly 😭) of Lucifer and Vox holding hands while venting about Alastor.
And now I can't get the idea of the crack ship of Lucifer/Vox out of my head, because the thought of them both having a hate-fueled crush on the Radio Demon and bonding over it is honestly delightful.
Like Alastor's aroace ass is never going to give them the time of day in the way they want, so dating each other is the next best thing in their opinions. Because at least they have someone who isn't going to give them a hard time for obsessing over Alastor and who Get It.
Like imagine Vox bitching to Lucifer about how Alastor roasted him in another duet grudge battle, and then angrily making out afterward.
(I also think Alastor would actually be peeved when he figures out what's going on, because he honestly likes being the centre of the attention, and Lucifer & Vox distracting each other means less chance to piss them off)