✩ me and you, bae <3
@oneweebtobringthemall
Send ‘✩’ for the following:
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? meWho threatens to leave but never actually does? D: prob me? I dunno//Who actually keeps their word and leaves? nOWho trashes the house? prob youDo either of them get physical? nahHow often do they argue/disagree? not too oftenWho is the first to apologise? prob you? idk
Sex:
Who is on top? switch but you mostlyWho is on the bottom? switch but me mostlyWho has the strangest desires? prob you? idkAny kinks? SO MANYWho’s dominant in bed? switchyyyyIs head ever in the equation? sometimes?If so, who is better at performing it? i dunno?Ever had sex in public? nopeWho moans the most? ...me?Who leaves the most marks?maybe me?Who screams the loudest? .....probmeWho is the more experienced of the two? ...also me?Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? I DUNNORough or soft? depends on the moodHow long do they usually last? can i stop answering theseIs protection used? yeah im gona stop answering theseDoes it ever get boring? love you b ae i just feel slightly uncomfortableWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? no
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? maybe? If so, how many children do your muses want/have? um like, 1-3ish? fuck if i knowWho is the favorite parent? uWho is the authoritative parent? meWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? uWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? uWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? meWho goes to parent teacher interviews? meWho changes the diapers? you better change the diapers (I will too just not a one sided thing)Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? ugh i guess i have to do thisWho spends the most time with the children? meeeWho packs their lunch boxes? me?Who gives their children ‘the talk’? prob me you can’t do that shit-- wait i might get awk tooWho cleans up after the kids? me. you’re the kid too lmaoWho worries the most? bothWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? both
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?bothWho is the little spoon?bOTHWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?uWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? YOUHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?veryWho gives the most kisses? prob uWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? all the cuddlesWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? under warm blanketWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? gfdi chris stopHow often do they get time to themselves? too often ;-;
Sleeping:
Who snores?neither? fuck if i knowIf both do, who snores the loudest?nahDo they share a bed or sleep separately?together<3If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?toGETHERWho talks in their sleep?prob meWhat do they wear to bed?you’re prob in the bday suit but ill have some pants onAre either of your muses insomniacs?i dont think so?Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? sometimes? idkDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?wrap. like a fucking tentacle orgyWho wakes up with bed hair?bothWho wakes up first?uWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other?uuuuuuuWhat is their favourite sleeping position?... comfortably?Who hogs the sheets?YOU AND YOU NEED TO STOP ITDo they set an alarm each night?yeaCan a television be found in their bedroom?idk? maybe?Who has nightmares?meWho has ridiculous dreams?also meWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? meWho makes the bed? neitherWhat time is bed time? whenever it’s tired timeAny routines/rituals before bed? hugs/kissesWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? prob me
Work:
Who is the busiest? uWho rakes in the highest income? uAre any of your muses unemployed? fuck me idkWho takes the most sick days? prob uWho is more likely to turn up late to work? YOU DEFWho sucks up to their boss? idk?What are their jobs? u do smth u lik e and i do like voice shits ahhh yes pls that sounds gr8Who stresses the most? boTHDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? hopefully not despiseAre your muses financially stable? please say yes
Home:
Who does the washing?me?Who takes out the trash?uWho does the ironing?what’s an ironWho does the cooking? bothWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying?lmao me with the microwaveWho is messier? uWho leaves the toilet roll empty?YOUWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?U FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT STOP THISWho forgets to flush the toilet?istg...Who is the prankster around the house?u--tho I’d get back at youWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?youWho mows the lawn?youWho answers the telephone?prob meWho does the vacuuming?also me? idkWho does the groceries?meWho takes the longest to shower?you becuase you dont actually start the shower for like 2 hours while you scroll tumblr on your phone or smthWho spends the most time in the bathroom?you
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?nah hope not in the futureHow many cars do they own?2?maybeDo they own their home or do they rent?hopefully ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?prob closer countrysideDo they live in the city or in the country? suburban pls?Do they enjoy their surroundings?yee hopefullyWhat’s their song? Hope of Morning -- Icon For HireWhat do they do when they’re away from each other?cry a wwhile bc we sad and miss each otherWhere did they first meet?at a train station lmaoHow did they first meet?u picked me upWho spends the most money when out shopping?pROBABl--wait idk it might be you bc you re like OH LOOK and im likE NO SAVE HTE MoNey yeah it’s youWho’s more likely to flash their assets?uWho finds it amusing when the other trips over?MEAny mental issues?so manyWho’s terrified of bugs?nahWho kills the spiders around the house?bothTheir favourite place?under the blankets with the cuddleWho pays the bills?prob meDo they have any fears for their future?so manyWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?YOUWho uses up all of the hot water? prob uWho’s the tallest?LMAO IS THIS EVEN A QUESTIONWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?uWho wanders around in their underwear?prob me -- i woulndtwear underwearWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?meWhat do they tease each other about?u tease me about cute and i tease u about how big a nerd you areWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?ji dont think so? maybe uDo they have mutual friends?yupWho crushed first? i dunno? u?Any alcohol or substance related problems? i dont think soWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?uWho swears the most?bOTH