“I will let you punch me right in the balls if you message me back. That is how much I want to get to know you. That is how awesome I bet you are.”
“That is a very strange thing to say to someone. It was strange and amusing at the same time and no matter how much angst I may get, I don't think you're the person I have a need to punch in the balls. Eh, very strange idea.
Flattering though? And thanks for telling me I'm awesome. After the week I just had, I needed that.
Have a wonderful rest of your weekend.”
“Awww, I wasn't trying to offend you by wishing you a good weekend. I thought that a nice thing to say to someone. I guess I need to punch you in the balls for not liking my response. (I'm being sarcastic.)”
His Response:
“ that was just a very parting remark, how else was I supposed to take it... lol “
And Another Response:
“ but you are welcome to punch me in the balls twice, I can take it *flexes* “