I’ve entered it.
It’s here.
Mr. “You don’t look like your photos?”
I show up for dinner to find this man, aimlessly walking around the parking lot. He doesn’t look like anyone I matched with, but I shout out “Hey! Are you ____?”
It was him.
He had a long beard and was a little shorter than I thought. But we had a great time. We ate, drank and talked for hours.
He must have thought it went better than it did because he went in for a kiss at the end! I avoided lip contact and after an awkward half-hug, drove off.
He messaged me later on the app but he never asked for my number.
A few days later, I unmatched him.
I soon hit it off with another Match via text. He began sending pictures of himself. He was a lot older and heavier looking. He said his Tinder pictures were from 2018 and started sending me really graphic memes. Memes you won’t find on the ‘GIF Keyboard’. Memes of vaginas... .
But it’s ok. Now I’m trying new things. Tinder led me to explore other fun dating options. Options I had preciously sworn off... like adding my matches SnapChat!
Surprisingly, it hasn’t been as bad as you’d think. And only one dick pic! (so far)
Stay tuned...
