#only exceptions

[thoughts-of-the-unheard]

i think its funny that every i follow on tiktok fits firmly in either cottagecore or alternative with the only exceptions being my friends and the art kids

[carrieknockthatoff]

Ya girl just killed a spider with a hair dryer & I don't need a man

[marcinthelotus]

Here is an excellent tip: If you have a friend who has an attractive parent, maybe a friend who's parent was quite young when they were born, maybe a friend who everyone tends to think is their parent's sibling instead of child, maybe a friend who is constantly sick of being expected to explain why they look so close in age/are so close in age to their parent, MAYBE just maybe don't repeatedly tell your friend how attracted you are to their parent.

[dongkicker]

all people suck and im done trying with them

[mellydash]

Can I fuck you?

You must be

a) A girl

or

b) Eli