Forgotten French Toast
Spamton/Gender-Neutral Reader
based on the fact that the first spam email bday is May 3rd
Smell of cinnamon lingers in the air as you but the bread into the mix and transport it quickly to the buttered pan. You hum happily as the bread sizzles. Today is a very important day as it is Spamton birthday. Sure you spoil him everyday but on this day on particular you get to spoil them even more, the sounds of footstep brings you out of your train of thought, you look over your shoulder to reveal the man himself as they shuffle next to you and hug you from behind mumbling a good morning advertisement covered in a layer or static.
You return the greeting as you place the french toast onto a plate, and present it to them. Spamton instantaneously perks up at the sight of the food with sparkles in his eyes and takes it gratefully and takes it to the couch. With a smile you get a plate worth for yourself and seat yourself next to Spamton.
Who is happily eating the food and letting their legs swing from the couch. As you eat your food you watch Spamton enjoying his food happily until they seemed to catch your gaze and with his mouth full, tilted their head like a confused puppy, "God you're adorable" you reply with adoration settled on your features.
Spamton stops and stares at you as he process the words their face slowly becoming the same red that were his cheeks. A small giggle leaves your mouth as steam starts coming for the salesman as they struggle to say anything over the muffled stutters and food in his mouth. They swallow the food as his face becomes a vibrant red being hidden behind a wall of steam as hey struggles to find a way to response.
A "[N0 U]" is muttered almost hidden behind the stutters of voice clips and advertisement, before you could give a reply Spamton hides his face into your side, making sure to not poke you with their nose. This in turn makes you chuckle good heartily as you smooth his hair and let him cool down. As a comftable silence and food forgotten as Spamton snuggles deeper into your side as you continue smoothing out their hair with a faint rumbling purr that is emnating from the salesman as he slowly but surly calms down with their face still buried in your side, to the point you be certain he fell asleep again except for the purring.
A few moments pass by before you open your mouth once again, "So, do you have anything in mind Spam?" Spamton looks up to you while still snuggled into your side as he ponders for a bit before answering "WOULD [Netflix and Chill] & [Just Eat] BE [Over 50+ cosmetic options!]?" He looked up to you with hope and puppy eyes as they continue to snuggle into you. This gets a goodhearted chuff out of you as you hug him back.
"Sure bud, anything you want in particular food-wise?" You ask while pulling out your phone, "PIZZA" as he grabs the remote and quickly finish of the plate of french toast as they scroll through streaming services to find a good movie or show as you order a pizza.
After a while the pizza came and the movie was picked, snuggled into each other in a fluffy layer of blankets as both of you enjoy each other presence. May not be the most exciting day ever but the fact of being able to spend your time with the loveable BIG SHOT™ is more than enough for you and Spamton.
