⊹ ࣪ ˖ CAUGHT OFFSIDE .ᐟ.ᐟ SMAU (social media au) series
meet the stars. media guide. posts. asks. block #caught offside spoilers if you’re not caught up yet.
onlyfans!reader x football!theodore nott
you’re the internet’s favorite fantasy— sexy, confident, and followed by millions across every platform. he’s liverpool’s golden boy— all charm, exceptional talent, and a spotless reputation that doesn’t allow for mistakes. when you meet, the spark is instant. but in a world where public image is everything, your connection becomes the kind of secret that could ruin everything…
chapters
001. 002. 003. 004.
extras
coming soon…
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♡ a/n: thank you @nottswitch for brainstorming so many good ideas with me for this series and @rafesteddy for inspiring me to start a smau and always helping me <333
Reunion
Cw: fluff, self-hate, slight angst?, possessive behaviour, worshiping, tell me if I missed any.
Previous
He never knocked or rang the bell when he was back, he’d unlock the door and slip in, like a quiet shadow passing under the door and into your small two bedroom apartment in some part of UK, where you moved after some trouble back home. He can’t remember the time you met, at least not with clear and intact images, only small glimpses and shattered glass that made up his mind, but he remembered you. You were a mosaic of vibrant glass, the sheer material coloured in velvet red, bubbly blue, shy pink, peachy orange, lively green, royal purple and gentle yellow, you were the touch of colour in his bleak life, one of black, white and greys.
He slinked from shadow to shadow, sticking to the walls of your apartment, doing his habitual surveillance of the area and secure it, it was something he never forgot, a routine check whenever he came back. Despite all his gear, thick and suffocating, his kevlar mask and the plates in his vest, the collection of knives he kept stocked and at hand, strapped to his hips, legs, arms, feet and body, he moved fluently. His eyes moved across the hall, peering into the open archways of your kitchen and living room, then into your bathroom and the few closets you had, and finally your bedroom.
You were sound asleep, vulnerable and unprotected in your loose shirt and pretty, cotton panties, hair crowning around your head and blanket falling off your hips. You were a beautiful sin, something to crave and protect, he felt unworthy of being in your presence, a monster like him shouldn’t be anywhere near you, but you insisted, you cried and begged for him. How could he tell you no? How could a broken man like him not surrender to a being like you, angelic and holy in every sense? You were a taste of heaven, a slice of paradise that he wouldn’t dare touch - dare ruin - but you wanted him to, and he let you indulge in whatever you liked, however long you wanted.
Working meticulously, he silently stripped, knife after knife, then his vests and armour, followed by any rough and thick fabrics that would irritate your skin if you rubbed against it. Stuffed into his duffle bag, he slid behind you, the thin straps of his top straining around his broad shoulders as much as they stretched over the span of his abdomen and chest, he quietly pressed himself against you: spooning you with an arm around your and you back to his chest, warmly cuddled into his unbridled heat. Just the way you liked it.
Where he feared and hated touching people and being touched, a result of both his upbringing and the treatment he was delt, you adored it, a loving and affectionate person he grew to worship like an apostle would wit their deity. You were the perfect opposite to him, open, welcoming, charming and gentle. The strange dichotomy of your relationship was something he feared would ruin you, he - for all his stoicism and coldness - was terrified that he’d shame you, becoming something shameful, a black mold growing within your perfect world. He feared he would corrupt it as it ruled his with ruination and chaos.
But you… loved him. Or so you’d whisper. At nights where he was eerily quiet, a large slump against your wall while you sang and chirped like the pretty bird you were. You’d see past his blank expression, past the dazed yet unarmed gleam in his eyes, past the tense muscles and his grunts. You’d see him not as a shell of a broken man, but as someone you loved and cherished just as much as he knelt to you, kissing the rough scars of his palms with your gentle lips and peppering his body with sweet praises and reminders that you were here for him.
Whenever he wanted. Wherever he was. Whatever he needed. You would be there the moment he called. And if you needed him - if you’d still want him after he came home covered in blood and filth - he would heed your call, kneel at your feet and kiss them. Despite all his flaws and insecurities, he coveted and protected you, he was too possessive of you to simply let you go because of his shortcomings —of course, as long as you’ll have him.
what about eddie who’s a lil virgin but work in a sex toy shop and reader comes in and casually cruises the shelves and picks up the most unlikely toy idk maybe like those dragon(?) dildos (no offence to y’all who’s into that). I mean he’d never expect that someone like r is into that and when they come up to the counter he’s all flustered and stuttering 🤣
Yes! And the shop owner who interviewed him is like ??? What are you doing here but accepts his application. The shop is down an employee and needs an extra body on Friday/Saturday nights
And in walks you, the girl of his dreams 😭 because quite literally you are in the centerfold of the playboy under his bed! (If it’s modern he follows you on onlyfans).
You don’t know if he knows and he’s trying not to show that he knows so there’s this dance y’all do every Friday and Saturday nights when you’re shopping for new office supplies. Like if you come in to pick up your alien tentacle bad dragon and he goes to the stock room and pops a boner seeing how big it is and now he’s thinking about when you’re next video will be available (or when you’ll post/live stream)
Oooh! And what if you know his figure out his user name! And make private posts for him giving him the password 😭 and it’s like a girl next door type thing (I haven’t seen that movie in years but I remember it being worth the watch)
And I’m this universe what if the store owner is Janice 😭😭😭😭 you know I gotta have her in there she’d be the best boss!
onlyfans!reader… set up an onlyfans account to earn some extra money during college, struggling to pay tuition and other expenses. she never planned to keep her account for long, promising herself she’d delete it quickly— but that wasn’t so simple.
“they say i should be ashamed. meanwhile, i’m making more in a month than they do in a year.
onlyfans!reader… quickly skyrocketed in popularity, attracting both men and women to her page. before she knew it, she had a loyal fanbase, hundreds of thousands of social media followers, and a spot in the top 0.01% of onlyfans creators.
“some people overshare online. i just charge for it.”
onlyfans!reader… plays the game well. she knows exactly what to say, how to tease, and how to keep her fans desperate for more. every subscriber, every message, every tip— it’s all just business to her. brands and sponsorships? she gets offers left and right.
“be patient, baby. good things come to those who tip.”
onlyfans!reader… is independent, seductive, and confident. she knows exactly what she’s doing and isn’t ashamed of it. some fans worship her, some think they own her— but as long as the money keeps flowing, she’s happy to let them believe whatever they want.
“i don’t care how i’m perceived because you’ll never actually know me.”
PART 1. series mlist. meet the stars. media guide.
a/n: first two chapters are more of an introduction to the characters! not much plot yet. also i covered up reader’s body just in case lol. i had some troubles with my taglist btw so if i forgot to tag you pls lmk!
♡ PART 3.
reminder: reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. ty! ♡
note: this post will keep getting updated as more characters enter the story.
@ t.nott17
football golden boy. premier league star, charming smile, clean image, lethal free kicks, and in the prime of his career. has millions of girls thirsting after him online, and a PR team determined to keep it that way
@ yourprettyangel (you)
the name on onlyfans. confident, seductive, with millions of subscribers and an income most people couldn’t dream of. you’re one of the internet’s most desirable women, and you know exactly how to play the game.
PART 2. series mlist. meet the stars. media guide.
a/n: sorry for taking so long with posting new chapters !!! i’ll try to post more often <3 ‘meet the stars’ post will be updated soon with all the new characters!
♡ PART 4.
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