#onsen!yuu

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Trey: If you see Yuu yelling at me, do not save me. Im exactly where I want to be.

Cater: You really have a type huh?

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Do you have any mini scenarios with the inhuman traits of the Yuu’s and their significant other reactions to it?

Yeah, sure here are a few off the top of my head.

Tailor!Yuu(skin too warm): *relaxing in the snow*

Neige: *Leaning aginst them* So toasty~

Vet!Yuu(eats raw meat): *Cutting slivers of steak and eating them*

Leona:(Beastmen don't eat raw meat) What the hell are you doing?! You can't eat that!

Vet!Yuu: *caught red handed* I can, you can't

Special Forces!Yuu(no fingerprints): *cleaning gun*

Rook: *slightly agitated that he hasn't been able to add their prints to his collection for some reason* You are quite dedicated to leaving no traces.

Special Forces!Yuu: I am.

Marine Biologist!Yuu(cracks oysters with bare hands): I just netted a batch of fresh shellfish. Hungry Zuzu? I can open them.

Azul: I could go for some. Just leave it to me or the twins to shuck them for you. You'll hurt your hands doing such-

Marine Biologist!Yuu: *pulls the oyster open like breaking apart a pair of chopsticks* What was that Zuzu?

Azul: ...nothing.

Gardener!Yuu (lips always red): *getting dressed for bed while in Vil's room*

Vil: *holding wet wipe* Darling you forgot to take off your make up it's bad for your skin. You will also smear your lipstick all over my sheets.

Gardener!Yuu: Ack! Stop it! Im not wearing any.

Vil: Oh, my. That unique shade is really your natural color? No wonder i couldn't find it in store.

Chef!Yuu (Eyes don't water): *cooking chilies*

Ruggie: *coughing and tearing up from the spicy smoke* You need to open a window in here! That can't be good for you!

Chef!Yuu: *perfectly fine* What do you mean?

Onsen!Yuu (Non audible footsteps): Trey.

Trey: *surprised* Ah! Oh, you scared me. I should put a bell on you at this rate.

Onsen!Yuu: ...okay. Only if it is very nice.

Otaku!Yuu (metallic hair shine): * reading manga*

Ortho:*braiding Yuu's hair* Your hair is especially shiny today.

Otaku!Yuu: Its only because of the absorption of light m—

Idia: It's because you use too much hair gel.

Otaku!Yuu: I do not! It's natural!

Writer!Yuu (black fingertips): *writing*

Jack: Do you think you need to take a break? You've stained your hands from working too hard.

Writer!Yuu: My hands are fine.

Nurse!Yuu (has sharp nails):*applying rubbing alcohol* I told you not to sneak up on me like that.

Floyd:*cheek bleeding* I was just trying to surprise you. You are so mean to me—clawing me up like a kitty.

Disciplinary Committee!Yuu (fur like hair): *shedding and scratching head* I hate spring so much.

Sebek: Are you sick! Your hair is falling out! Are you going bald?!

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Onsen!Yuu: *staring at a mirror* Am I a woman the way a tomato is a vegetable?

Trey: Well they are still needed in salads.

Onsen!Yuu: Well pistachios can never be a nut no matter what people call them.

Trey: They cook just as well Into desserts if not better.

Onsen!Yuu: Dandelions are still nothing but weeds.

Trey: So why do people love to take pictures of them. If weeds are so hated then why are they given an important role of carrying wishes.

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Maid!Yuu: She likes you.

Trey: No, she doesn't.

Maid!Yuu: Quick make a stupid joke.

Trey: I thought you like my jokes.

Maid!Yuu: They are dad jokes. Just make one.

Trey: Fine. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Maid!Yuu: Ugh.

Onsen!Yuu: Heehee haha AHAHA *snorts*

Maid!Yuu: Yeah, she likes you.

Trey: It's a really funny joke though.

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Family dinner

Riddle: *trying ignore the tiger moms staring daggers at each other*

Maid!Yuu: *nervous* I'll go get dessert. I made a lava cake.

Ms.Rosehearts: No need. Having empty calories after a fattening meal is too much.

Onsen!Yuu: *irritated* I noticed that you barely ate a thing we prepared for your visit. I guess you are scared of a few pounds. It makes sense you are very then.

Ms.Rosehearts: You're absolutely correct. I care alot about my health and figure.

Onsen!Yuu: It explains your protruding cheekbones, translucent skin, and lack of tits. Truly a shame to all woman kind.

Riddle: *wheezing* Oh no

Ms.Rosehearts: Oh and you'd know something about that? From what I heard you weren't even born a woman.

Maid!Yuu: *terrified* Oh no.

Onsen!Yuu: ....

Riddle: Mother! You shouldn't say that!

Ms.Rosehearts: I'm only speaking the truth and if HE wasn't so rude I wouldn't have said anything about his...mental illness.

Onsen!Yuu: *taking off her earrings and tieing hair back* I'll show you just how much of a woman I am.

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Onsen!Yuu: *sick in bed*

Trey: Im so sorry im late getting back. I was held up at the dorm. I brought you some pudding to make it up to you.

Onsen!Yuu: ....

Trey: Whats wrong love?

Onsen!Yuu: Why aren't you in uniform?

Trey: *sighs and walk out*

*5 minutes later*

Trey: *dressed as a butler*

Onsen!Yuu: There you are, Muffin. Now feed me, I can't lift my arms.

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Onsen!Yuu: *brushing Riddles hair*

Riddle: I should probably study.

Onsen!Yuu: It can wait till im done.

Riddle: It's very nice but...I just...feel like i'll get in trouble.

Onsen!Yuu: from who?

Riddle: ...No one. Sorry, Im being silly.

Onsen!Yuu: I don't think its silly. It's hard for all of us. But you are here to learn to relax and im here to learn to trust. Now how about a nice rose water bath and chamomile tea?

Trey: *weeping tears of joy by the door because his two favorite people are FINALLY getting along*

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making official family trees