(Insert the sniffer incident)
so, hi. this may be one of the funniest incidents that has ever happened on our minecraft server
ENTER: THE SNIFFER
gorgeous creatures, sniffers. wonderful creatures. this was one of TWO baby sniffers we hatched inside of the beautiful town of susville (long story), and we loved them to bits.
however.
as you might be able to tell, this sniffer smells A LITTLE WHITE SOMETHING in a nearby player’s hand. this, my dear friends, is crack cocaine. and our sniffers liked to sniff it very, very much.
you can blame maxine, pictured above, for enabling what was essentially a crippling cocaine addiction.
despite their obvious... issues, we still loved our sniffers. they were our children.
so you can imagine our shock when we received news that our beloved, drug-addicted babies… were in fact, so drugged up, that any offspring they created would immediately crash the entire server.
the sniffers were killed within minutes.
our babies.
our beautiful, cocaine-loving babies.
they were no longer with us.
a funeral ensued. “Cocaine Addict #1” and “Cocaine Addict #2” were buried where they had hatched - inside of the glass dome we called the DRUG RING.
many were invited to attend to pay their respects.
tears were shed.
so many tears.
life would never truly be the same.
this all happened within the span of a few hours and it was seriously like the wildest thing ever
