#ooo wee

[fuddaround]

never beating the crumbs in the bed allegations

[sleepy-moons]

Lock Screens

Description: what your s/o’s lock screen is, hero edition !

Warnings: pure fluff. little bit of explicit language. fem, black reader.

let me know what you think, and who I should do next!

Shouta Aizawa | Eraserhead

It’s a picture of you asleep on the couch with Sushi napping on your stomach. 

you had the day off so you decided to come over to his apartment while shouta worked. you straightened up a bit, got yummy takeout for the two of you, and brought out the huge, fluffy blanket so you both could cuddle on the couch once he got home. you definitely got a bit too comfy though, because once he opened the door to his apartment a few hours later, you were dead asleep with an arm thrown over your eyes to block out any light. 

he figured you must’ve forgotten or ran out of your allergy medicine because your face is scrunched up in slight discomfort and you kept sniffling in your sleep. before he moved Sushi (who you affectionately called the devil™️) and woke you up so you can take some meds (he always stocked up bc you were so forgetful and would ‘happily die if it meant you could pet a cat’), he had to take a picture. (It’s been years since this happened yet it’s still his lock screen. he refuses to change it) (this is definitely not a self insert and i am definitely not allergic to cats)

Hizashi Yamada | Present Mic

it’s a picture he took of you while y’all were on FaceTime, while his radio show was on a commercial break. you had the show playing on your laptop as you lay in your bed, FaceTiming Hizashi. 

he said something so stupid that you rolled your eyes and gave him the finger. why is this Lock Screen worthy you may ask? well, here’s how the conversation went; “you know, I think I’d look really good walking down the aisle in a banana suit.” “boy...what are you on?” “I dunno, I just think it would be really a-peeling.”  “...” you tried so hard not to laugh at his corny ass joke as you gave him the finger. 

after a good minute of shared laughter, there was a comfortable silence before Hizashi spoke up again. “...I love you.”

yeah. a minute or so after this pic, he confessed his love for you. before you could give a proper response, he was back on air. you immediately text him “come to my place when ur done” to which he said to his audience “I just told my girl I loved her for the first time and she asked me to come to her place. should I be worried, listeners?” you text him again saying “no!!!! I love you idiot!!! I just didn't want to say it through fuckin text!!” 

he yelled so loud he blew out your laptop speakers.

Keigo Takami | Hawks

a pic of you in your bonnet and one of his t-shirts. it was late at night and you two were both in the kitchen, looking for something to snack on. you were standing on the tip of your toes looking for something in the cabinets when you hear the all too obvious sound of his phone’s camera. “did you just-” you nearly had to wrestle him for his phone before you can finally see the picture. You can see just a sliver of your lacey underwear, the cusp of your ass. after looking at the pic for a bit longer, you had to admit it was pretty decent. Not to him, though.

“don’t make that your lock screen or anything, birdbrain.” "but you look so beautiful. divine, even.” “fuck off and help me look for snacks, dork.” 

you had to turn away from him to hide the smile on your face. he knew you all too well, though. 

Enji Todoroki | Endeavor

he absolutely does not know how to use a phone. One day you were making faces at him while he was trying to figure out how to work his new iPhone 11 x max ultra whatever the fucks that he just had to get when he accidentally took a couple pictures of you and somehow managed to make one his Lock Screen. Neither of you noticed until you picked up his phone a couple hours later and you saw yourself in a bra and his your favorite Endeavor pajama pants, sticking your tongue out. The same outfit you were wearing now (it was a lazy day, no judgement). The same pose you had just a couple hours ago. 

“Omg babe !” “mm.” “You made me your lock screen!” “my what.” “You know, that’s actually pretty tech savvy of you, old man.” “Huh????” 

whenever you take his phone you take another selfie and make it his lockscreen. it actually melts his heart every time he sees a new picture of you, and he starts expecting it. (that night you took a pic of you kissing his cheek and made it his Home Screen. He said he hates it but never changes it. He’s getting soft.)

[djevilninja]

Mmm, what you drinkin' on baby? I'd like to buy you a drink. You know what? You need to come a little bit closer to a playa, Ima show you the world; Got a lot of things to show you baby, ya dig?

Teena Marie feat Kurupt - Ooh Wee

[rantfandombloggg]

So...911 and 911 lone star said fuck y'all feelings tonight

[mindninjax]

The slowed and reverb version of Killshot is going straight to my pussy right now holy fuck.

[nerdstorming]

My kokoro is in need of a pacemaker. It just skipped a beat.

[bballinspiration]

Muy Bueno Blake Griffin

[rickityrrekt-a]

SHIPPING INFO //  answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog. REPOST.  don’t reblog.

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING? :  i love any kind of relationship like, platonic, friendship, romantic, sexual / one night stand, EXES, enemies, you name it. i’m really interested in exploring rick’s relationships bc it’s shown that he doesn’t really have a good relationship w/ anyone other than the flesh curtains, tbh?? 

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE? : idk for me its weird bc he’s SO fucking old, like keep it above 35 y/o for romantic?? idk 

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING? : yeah, kind of it’s like up to the muse bc if he ain’t feeling it, than yeah. 

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NS.FW? : go by the cable tv rule. 

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH? : honestli -- @douchegrave and @48lifes are rick’s boifriends but when it comes to like other kinds of relationships, he kind of adopted @driftsspace. @vinget is like, so special to me bc beth & her dad ? very important. so is rick and bender’s future friendship!! @palmburnt is one of the reasons why i made this blog, bc rick and morty forever 100 years. @maxmulti we just met but the reply im writing for them? amazin, jerry is gonna get DESTROYed. @abouttiime and i are discussin rick and marty. @atomicked ? rick and summer? perfect

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU? : yeah

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP? : that depends completely on rick.

ARE YOU MULTISHIP? : ya

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS? :  i love relationships in general.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM? :  i love rick/unity but like also rick/birdperson/squanchy, and if we’re considering gf/ram bc they’re in the same universe, i will Die for Stanchez 

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU? :  message me tho

tagged by   :  @vinget

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