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I ship joel & beards but don't let liz know i said that.

who do you ship me with

Shakespeare? 0:

send me ‘shakespeare’ for my muse to write a poem about yours’

blood mage, grey warden, and sad clownone day responsibility start will weigh you down

Literally setting up a queue for Caroline Appreciation Day just in case I die in some freak accident so I don’t leave my girl without some love lol

Today has been the mother of all the crazy days...

I have had more ridiculous calls today than I could shake a stick at. and I am an ACCOMPLISHED stick shaker.

What if Casper doesnt want to have sex with you because he doesnt trust you?

I.. Wait, what? Why wouldn’t he trust me.. But I never said anything about wanting to have sex with anyone.

OH SNAP ARTEMIS RUN NO

captainbaddecisions said:please don’t bomb your own country, you guys are a blessing

YOUR FACE IS A BLESSING

I was using the word little as a term of endearment, but your defensive reaction tells me I hit a nerve...

Tor-Acr hissed low and chuckled. “You’re more than welcome to find out the truth for yoursself, provided you show your face, coward.”

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