#ooooooo burn

[outofcontextaceattorney]

Edgeworth: “Have you just been rambling all this time without any sense of inner monologue!?”

Submitted by: lunathewarrior

[outofcontextaceattorney]

Edgeworth: “…This witness certainly sits on one of the lowest possible branches of humanity.”

[outofcontextaceattorney]

Edgeworth: “…Might I advise you to return that conclusion to whatever pawn shop you bought it from?”

Submitted by: markertrash

[whyspeculate-blog]

I’ve gotten so good at dealing with my mother when she’s mad at me and ignoring me because of it. I work with kids so I’ve gotten used to defusing situations stemming from immaturity.

[outofcontextaceattorney]

Edgeworth: “Your very existence being a contradiction, I’m not sure if you can grasp this or not…”

Submitted by: call-me-cinder

[outofcontextaceattorney]

Edgeworth: “His “works of art” are a force of nature best measured on the Richter scale.“

Submitted by: call-me-cinder

[captainmjolnir]

I'll be auditioning for the role of Mark Cohen in Rent and I'll be singing Popular from Wicked

[ahs-foodie]

Adventures at The Tower of Terror

Bellhop: who here is staying for the first time?

Girl in back: me

Bellhop: are you nervous?

Girl: no I've done this before

Bellhop:???

Girl: it was the one in Florida

Bellhop: Florida?

Girl: yeah

Bellhop:I'm pretty sure that's the tower of happy fun times you're thinking of