Oh shit, y'all, its the hacker police

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Oh shit, y'all, its the hacker police
….yes, A dangerous test subject and nobody else-
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I WAS NEVER GOOD AT TELLING JOKES THE PUNCH LINE GOES I’LL GET OLDER BUT YOUR LOVERS STAY MY AGE
I absolutely love that it’s snowing right now.
mistletoe because fuck sad things , it's christmas today !!!!!!
✦ うちは / there are days he feels like doing nothing at all . days he feels on top of the world . days he feels the WEIGHT of life & death & reality heavy ‘pon his broken shoulders . today today is a good day . thick , puffy flurries twirl from a gray sky , DAMP against his cheek & invisible in his shock - white hair . the air is light & his mind CLEAR , depression tucked away for another time . lips , bright & RED from the cold & teeth worrying the tender flesh , part to let out a GUSTY exhale . chilled breath swirls into the air before him , & he feels so ALIVE . ( now if only kakashi would hurry it up , lunch is almost over ! ) he supposes there are WORSE habits to acquire . honestly , deep , deep within him he’s a little embarrassed . head tilts , MISMATCHED eyes sliding shut . colorless locks brush the wall behind him , & he feels RELAXED down to his very sinew .
a voice he knows all too well brings him back to reality . ( & isn’t that ironic ? ) naruto may have been his landline / HIS BUOY ! but kakashi had dug his claws into obito’s skin , pulled him apart & settled inside . two desolate , DESPERATE men , hearts pulled from chest cavities & offered up on dented silver platters . what a MACABRE image they paint , DOGS OF WAR , gods of carnage . force - feeding each other white lies & scrabbling for any sign , any HINT of their previous connection . slowly , steadily , they’d sliced open bits & pieces , until revealing ICHOR spilled between them . TELLING HEART / do you feel what i feel ? speaking with actions & subtlety rather than words . it’s a new language to be learned between them , but obito is patient & starved .
eyes open , charcoal & brilliant , deep violet . with his gaze tilted up , he’s suddenly graced with the little PLANT hanging just above him , jutting out from it’s awkwardly nailed position on the wall . it actually STARTLES him , eyes widening almost imperceptibly . since when did restaurants nail mistletoe outside their entrances ? jaw sets , chin dipping & dual - gaze finally settling on the slouching man before him . kakashi’s two dark eyes FLICKER from the little plant to obito , unreadable . FIERY EXPLOSION , it rocks his core , sends magma streaming through his veins . the air is CHILLED , so the pink to his cheeks is easy to dismiss . IT’S UGLY , he feels , the blush looks so out of place on his ruined / ruined / RUINED features . ( no , no , stop . he’s fine today . today is a good day . )
throat bobs , swallow too audible . he winces , skin prickling & hands beginning to shake . IGNORE IT , IGNORE IT . he thinks , not knowing what he wants or what to think . today is a good day . it’s bright despite the overcast sky & it’s snowing . ( he loves the snow . ) kakashi takes a step forward & obito is suddenly ACUTELY aware of the wall at his back . ❛ what ? ❜ voice gruff , shoulders tensing . discomfort & desire VISIBLY warring across his lithe frame . does he want to ? maybe . PROBABLY . he’s never really thought about it . ( LIE . cold nights , forgotten DREAMS , split - second thoughts . ) another step , & obito wishes he could become part of the wall . & yet he could slip away if he wished , really . will he ? no . he feels like he’s twelve again , pulse throbbing & head DIZZY with heat . ❛ bakashi ❜
the age - old nickname is halted , stuck in his throat & squeezing the air from his lungs . cloth presses , gentle & insistent , against flushed lips . fleeting thoughts of SELF - HATRED boil in his brain my lips are split , my scars are ugly before they sink back down because this is kakashi . kakashi who could probably give two shits about what obito looked like , or if he was covered in dirt & sweat & gore . kakashi , obito knows , doesn’t do anything he doesn’t want to . ( when it’s not mission related . )
obito wants to throw up his beating heart & give it to him . he wants to dig his hands into kakashi & DEVOUR him , wants to fuse their souls together & urghk reel it in , REEL IT IN . their lips slide together , cloth on half - scarred flesh . obito’s hands raise & touch gently to kakashi’s chest , the HEAT of his body a sickening contrast to the chilly air . for a moment , he relishes . for a moment , he allows himself to desire . then the moment is over & he’s curling his fingers , shoving the silver - haired man away abruptly . not hard , & not desperately , but enough to SEPARATE them . he ignores the vivid crimson splashed across his cheeks , scowling & twisting the scars near his mouth .
❛ what the hell , kakashi ! ❜ gaze wavers , lips trembling & pulsing with the remnants of kakashi’s warmth . he breathes out , a SHUDDERING motion that belays his conflict . dual - hued eyes slide to the side once they can no longer stomach the UNFLAPPABLE appearance of the sixth hokage . ❛ you half - assed it . ❜
✦ for @ravagd * / MISTLETOE MEME .
(Disney nonny) I KNOW!! I WAS SCREAMING THIS MORNING ON TWITTER ABOUT IT!!! I'm usually "ok" about live action films because they're not my thing tbh BUT THE MOMENT YOU SAY THAT IS GOING TO BE PART FILMED IN SPAIN??? JOJO?? IN SPAIN?? CHACHO IF I'M 100% MORE INTERESTED IN IT. Could this be a sign that Spain is going to be blessed with more Jojo related things in the future?? I hope so. And ofc, watch me travel to whatever place they film.
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FINGERS CROSSED
AND LISTEN PLS GET PHOTOS IF U DO FIND THEM. PLSSSSSS
but what would they be filming in Spain for?? OH GOD WHAT IF IT’S THE SDC FLASHBACKS.... THERE’S SOME P ARID PLACES IN ESPAÑA....
idk the person who u think this is bUT im not them
oo shit boi
A short hair Shoukaku is basically Anna if you think about it