#oopppppsssss

[chloeworships]

“GLOVES”🧤

Listen in to “GLOVES”🧤

I’d stay away from this mess and go on your merry way because something better is in store for you.

[anxietyreader]

My mom got me a succulent but I'm housesitting for a couple of weeks and so I asked my brother to spray it every couple of days just to make sure it's not too dry but this is how I phrased it: me: "hey Ben." Ben: *has headphones in* me: *a little louder* "Ben can you spray my succulent?" Ben: *takes headphones out with a look of disbelief and horror* "no...?!" me: "wait... wait no! My plant! I meant my plant!"

[blinkrp]

Delivered to ziem on the 25/12/2015 is a white envelope with a single word on the front of it:

“Arthur”

After opening it tentatively Blink finds a letter that reads:

“Arthur,

Mommy misses you so much baby, I know you think you don’t need me, but you do, you think you’re all grown up now and mommy knows you’re not. You need me to take care of you in the special way that only mommies can. So stop hiding and come back to mommy. Let mommy look after you baby. 

Happy Birthday Sweetie and Merry Christmas.

Lots of Love, 

Alice Anastasia AKA Mommy.

P.S

I know you have my gun, I told you not to play with it and I want it back.”

There is no return address.