My Anxiety Has Anxiety

slowly becoming a Jurdan Trash blog. she/her/hers if you don't want to listen to me take for 3 hours don't ask me about the book I'm reading or get me started on musical themes or teaching middle school band

[anxietyreader]

I haven't watched MLB in a hot second but I definitely saw a VERY exciting spoiler and now I'm GONNA HAVE TO BC HOLY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[funnytwittertweets]

[sindri42]

Bees choose to live in the box where they know damn well that a large fraction of the honey will periodically be removed, instead of simply leaving that place like they are perfectly able to do, because the human box comes with an invulnerable titan to guard them against all threats. The bees consider the payment offered to this colossal mercenary to be a pretty good deal.

[intjint]

Bees know about supply and demand

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Protection money

[stitch-n-time]

Protection honey

[lawfulneurotic]

glucose guardians

[anxietyreader]

@ariesofblue fully offended you didn't tag me

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I think this is reachable and we can do it SO PREPARE FOR SELF CARE

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I've reblogged this every day so far. It's happening OP! I can feel it.

[archesa-deactivated20250524]

Almost there, OP!

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is probably the only vine compilation where I liked every single vine represented.

[anxietyreader]

Help I miss Vine

TikTok just doesn't do it for me

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is probably the only vine compilation where I liked every single vine represented.

[incorrectchoniberonicaswangs]

I need the gay beronica subtext please, it’s for science. The science of entertainment.

[datasoong47]

[bob-belcher]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 — 2003)

[renicula]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20]

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

[writergeek-cos]

I legally have to reblog this

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[anxietyreader]

you are very pretty :3

Thank you!!! You're so sweet ❤️ also I'm sorry I'm never on tumblr anymore 😂

[anxietyreader]

My parents, older sister, and her Fiance are watching Shadow and Bone

I spent 20 minutes explaining what might not be super clear unless you read the books to my mom and today I sent a whole synopsis to my sister and now she and her fiance are going to read the series.

I'd say my work here is done

[anxietyreader]

Brennan doing math under his breath is a wholeass mood

[anxietyreader]

Been taking a lot of selfies and don't like to post more than 1 picture on insta so enjoy my face, Tumblr

[anxietyreader]

It's official

Brennan Lee Mulligan is all of our dads. He is the ultimate dad and he is ours.

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

[svinto]

60% of my sense of humour rn is just people duetting animals

[anxietyreader]

Me watching Voltron:

"hi this is Hunk and his aromantic surrogate sister Pidge and her best friend Allura and her boyfriend Lance and his boyfriend Keith and his boyfriend Shiro and their cooky crazy uncle Coran and they're all causing me a crazy amount of pain right now"