#oopsiedaisies

[eric-sadahire]

Your Honor, My client has plead “Ooopsie Daisies.”

[m-eowdy]

im afraid i may have queerbossed too close to the sun; i just use they/them standard for everyone now and have to consciously think of someone has different pronouns

[awesumestofall]

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I don't think that ended how he thought it would #lmfao #oopsiedaisies #hebustedhisass

[shameductively]

Yo gringos how the fuck do you drink eggnog every christmas I tired it today for the first time and puked

[shameductively]

So my dad went horribly dressed (light blue pants, bright pink shirt, grey coat, brown shoes) to an event last night and my mom was scolding him about it this morning and he said "Oh shut up I'm Nolan Ross"

[shameductively]

Oh you know what I should shave my legs *grabs razor* *shaves EVERYTHING but legs*

[shameductively]

How am I expected to write an interesting common app essay when I am white, privileged, healthy, havent lost anyone, havent had any hardships, and have parents who went and can send me to college? HOW?

[shameductively]

AP chemistry is kicking my ass and i have a test tomorrow and I DONT KNOW ANYTHIGN ITS 1:22 AM I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT IM DOING IM GOING TO FAIL AND MY ANXIETY IS FUCKING ANNOYING RN KILL ME