https://www.tumblr.com/slushysturniolo/791814050238578688/does-body-guard-matt-have-random-hookups-or-does?source=share
with this it reminded me of my mum telling me once that if u ever see a guy at a bar peeling the label off his drink it means he's sexually frustrated 😭 ik bg!matt doesn't drink with v for obvious reasons but i thibk it would be hilarious if matt was with her out somewhere and she was explaining him this fact and he's like 😳😳😳 fuck me hsdbjsdbjsdb
i have never heard of this ever, and i’m incredibly intrigued
Glasses clink, and Matt’s Mexican Coca-Cola bottle sweats. The dive bar smells like stale smoke and desperation — exactly your kind of place. Drinks are cheap (not that you care), and the men are all in their mid-to-late twenties, never left their hometown, and are practically begging for attention.
Matt hates it here. Hates the way they look at you.
You’re mid-laugh with your friend when something catches your eye — Matt’s fingers. Pointer and thumb, peeling back the damp label on his bottle. Tongue between his teeth. Focused.
“Matt?”
“Yeah?” His fingers pause, eyes flicking to you.
“What are you doing?”
A frown. “…Peeling the paper off?”
“Do you know what that means?” You sip your dirty martini, slow.
He blinks. “No?”
“You’re sexually frustrated. Horny little boy.”
Matt chokes on absolutely nothing. He hasn’t fucked anyone in almost three years. “That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard,” he mutters, clearing his throat and taking a long drink.
“I’m serious,” you grin, leaning in, cleavage deliberate. His gaze never drops.
He shifts in his seat. “Bullshit.”
“Some symbolic act of stripping something away.”
His eyes dart to the bottle, then back to you.
“I think you haven’t gotten your dick wet in a long time,” you tease, peeling the rest of the label yourself.
“I think you don’t know anything.”
